F-UnitMad Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 3 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: Neat; three buses, three different models, They still all turned up at once. 2 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 11, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 11, 2022 13 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: That happens when you pick two common colours for your flag. Blue and yellow have been Dublin bus colours for years: Which explains why it's nonsense to suddenly suggest, that a combination of colours only means one thing. Sweden is of course another example and also an EU member. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Lest we get too serious - 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Saunders Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 18 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Have you seen the cost of food at motorway services! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold The Pilotman Posted March 12, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 12, 2022 Q. What goes “clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop, bang, clippetty-clop, clippetty-clop, clippetty-clop”? A. An Amish drive-by shooting 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieB Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Sorry a blatant rip off and it's probably been posted before... 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 One for our American forum members? 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 And one for our Canadian brethren. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 22 hours ago, The Pilotman said: Q. What goes “clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop, bang, clippetty-clop, clippetty-clop, clippetty-clop”? A. An Amish drive-by shooting 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Me in the record shop. "Do you have the new Elvis single, Wooden Leg?" Assistant, "Don't you mean, Wooden Heart?" Me. "No, Wooden Leg, it's a pirate copy....." 1 9 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 On 12/03/2022 at 17:42, The Pilotman said: Q. What goes “clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop, bang, clippetty-clop, clippetty-clop, clippetty-clop”? A. An Amish drive-by shooting I think that would be more likely to be 'twang' than 'bang'! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 On 11/03/2022 at 14:59, Coombe Vale said: A friend of mine used to take a layout to shows in Germany, along with an operating crew. On one occasion, they'd gone out for a meal after the show and after they'd eaten, one of the group went to the toilet, which was in the basement. In front of him were three doors, one with 'DAMEN' on it, one with 'HERREN' on it, and one with nothing written on it at all. As he didn't know any German, and didn't want to embarrass himself, he tried the door with no writing on it. Only after the door had closed behind him, did he discover that it was the broom cupboard, and there was no handle on the inside.... (This was the start of a very much longer story, which I don't fancy typing out right now). 2 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted March 13, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, RJS1977 said: one with 'DAMEN' on it, one with 'HERREN' on it, I can see just how confusing that could be if one knew absolutely no German at all. 4 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Never watched 'Allo 'Allo or other documentaries I expect.... Herr Flick! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 On 12/03/2022 at 17:42, The Pilotman said: Q. What goes “clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop, bang, clippetty-clop, clippetty-clop, clippetty-clop”? A. An Amish drive-by shooting 9 hours ago, RJS1977 said: I think that would be more likely to be 'twang' than 'bang'! Nahhh... "bang" is ok, a Brown Bess pattern smoothbore musket would be legit, probably sawn off to make it easier to reload on the move... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Bess 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Pilotman Posted March 14, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 14, 2022 10 hours ago, RJS1977 said: I think that would be more likely to be 'twang' than 'bang'! But then the answer would have to be “an Amish drive-by catapulting” and that isn’t as funny. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 2 hours ago, The Pilotman said: But then the answer would have to be “an Amish drive-by catapulting” and that isn’t as funny. I was thinking more of bow and arrow (which are shot). 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocor Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 13 hours ago, RJS1977 said: A friend of mine used to take a layout to shows in Germany, along with an operating crew. On one occasion, they'd gone out for a meal after the show and after they'd eaten, one of the group went to the toilet, which was in the basement. In front of him were three doors, one with 'DAMEN' on it, one with 'HERREN' on it, and one with nothing written on it at all. As he didn't know any German, and didn't want to embarrass himself, he tried the door with no writing on it. Only after the door had closed behind him, did he discover that it was the broom cupboard, and there was no handle on the inside.... (This was the start of a very much longer story, which I don't fancy typing out right now). I have in real life performed the Inspector Clouseau "Closet Ploy". Of all the times for me to do so, it was at a job interview. I had just finished my attendance before the interview panel, and was leaving the office. That was when I found that I had opened the cleaning supplies cupboard instead of the office door. I turned around and saw that all the panel's member's eyes were fixed upon me. Then one of them said, "Try the door on the right". As I left the office, my face would probably have been glowing a brilliant shade of red. Strangely enough, I was never selected for that particular job. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 I tried acupuncture for the first time today. When I got home my voodoo doll was dead. 18 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted March 14, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 14, 2022 "What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a tricycle? Attire..." 3 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 14, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ian J. said: "What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a tricycle? Attire..." 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 Said to the newsagent, "Has Psychic News come in?". He said "You tell me." 3 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 (edited) Essex Council deny that they are filling in pot holes near Rod Stewart's house because he threatened to sing to them. 'You are failing, you are failing, road too bumpy, for my sports car .... and for me'. Edited March 14, 2022 by NIK 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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