RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted March 27, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 27, 2023 1 minute ago, KeithMacdonald said: I'd believe more that @Boris was sent by Old Nick! 2 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted March 28, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 28, 2023 4 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Did you rise to the occasion? As an upright, erect, proud, upstanding member of the communtity? 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 (edited) 18 hours ago, jcredfer said: I met my first real girlfriend as we were doing some nude modelling, to help pay the way through college. It was instant attraction for each other and the class couldn't help but notice... 9 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Did you rise to the occasion? 4 hours ago, The Johnster said: As an upright, erect, proud, upstanding member of the communtity? Good thing it wasn't in Florida... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65071989 Though a recent BBC Wild Isles programme was rather graphic! https://www.mylondon.news/news/tv/bbc-wild-isles-viewers-struggle-26510045 Edited March 28, 2023 by Hroth Added ick 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted March 28, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 28, 2023 On 26/03/2023 at 12:10, kevinlms said: One of the easiest, seems to be the microwave. The type that are annoying to set right, are those which have an icon of sorts which shows for PM. I can never set the time on those, without getting the AM/PM wrong and no there is no 24 hour format option. On Friday I had to get up half an hour earlier. This weekend I reset the alarm back to the usual time, but somehow managed to adjust the minutes and forgot the hour, so it went off hour earlier than normal. Two hours when you add in the clock change. I wasn't happy! 1 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Car Warning Lights test 9 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
proton Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 17 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: Car Warning Lights test When that happened over 45 years ago in my 1972 Ford Executive V6, it meant that the automatic transmission was overfilled, and it was not good to do a sudden stop from 85 mph, regardless of the fact that traffic was stopped in front of me. Burned the paint of part of the bonnet.... 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NIK Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 I met my partner on a house building course. It was love at first site. 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 12 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Car Warning Lights test It means RUN!!!!! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted March 31, 2023 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted March 31, 2023 I Just Paid £14 for Oxo Cubes! The Stock Markets Gone Crazy! 2 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted March 31, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 31, 2023 Yes, but that was a fifty pound bag! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Nick C Posted March 31, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Bernard Lamb said: The lad behind the counter is right there! "oat milk" isn't milk, therefore it's not a latte... 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted March 31, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 31, 2023 1 hour ago, J. S. Bach said: Yes, but that was a fifty pound bag! On the mean inner city streets, a fifty pound bag means something other than stock cubes... 2 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 1 hour ago, The Johnster said: On the mean inner city streets, a fifty pound bag means something other than stock cubes... Will we be reading all about it in your memoirs thread? 😁😉 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 31, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 31, 2023 7 minutes ago, F-UnitMad said: Will we be reading all about it in your memoirs thread? 😁😉 Can anyone in Wales, afford a 50lb bag? 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 2 hours ago, The Johnster said: On the mean inner city streets, a fifty pound bag means something other than stock cubes... Isn't it a cheap streetwalker? 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post The Johnster Posted March 31, 2023 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted March 31, 2023 To reply to the last three posts, no, no, and no. I've within the last few weeks I've been offered 'business' from crack in broad daylight in a busy shopping street several times, and the prices suggested have started at £30 and gone down until I explain why I am unable to enter into such arrangements. My radiation therapy for prostate cancer has destroyed my and ability to engage in any sexual activity completely; I 'can't get it up' and there is absolutlely no point in trying. When this is explained to them, the girls understand and express sympathy; being a crack whore doesn't mean you are a complete bitch and without empathy. I'd rather not be accosted on the street in this way in any case, as it is an assumption in a public setting where people may know me that I am unable to find my own sexual partners and must perforce rely on professional assistance, and to be fair I ain't no Brad Pitt with wimmin swarming all over me even on a good day with a following wind, never was, but over the years I've done ok in that respect and neither have complaints or have been complained about. I am very lucky to have an understanding and empathetic partner in the form of The Squeeze, whose patience with me is saintly but whose own health issues preclude sexual activity anyway; whatever it is we've got works for us, as time morphs us into a pair of delapidated but fairly contended with each other crusties! 26 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Oscar Pistorius has had his parole denied. The parole board said letting him out would have been a shot in the dark. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 As part of his arrest Donald Trump was to have his fingerprints taken but his hands were too small. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWJ Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 12 hours ago, The Johnster said: ...being a crack whore doesn't mean you are a complete bitch... I do love how RMWeb can take you by surprise with the diversity of its content 😀 I came here expecting to hear middle-class retired chaps* with spectacles on a cord round their neck having polite but stubborn conversations about whether Gresley's carriage door knobs were round or slightly oval; instead I was greeted by a cross between embarrassing bodies and an Eminem record. It's like walking into a pub when someone's halfway through a random conversation. Joyous! Cheers, Will (* I'm deliberately generalising, other categories of modeller are available, please don't be offended) 7 1 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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