Popular Post KeithMacdonald Posted June 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2023 I was in a cafe yesterday and two waitresses had a massive row over how long to leave a teabag in the cup. It got so bad it ended up in violence. I asked the Manager what had happened and he told me it had been brewing for ages. 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exmoordave Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 My grandad was always going on about in the good old days, how people would leave their back doors open. That's probably why his submarine sank...... 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold AndrueC Posted June 17, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 17, 2023 (edited) On 15/06/2023 at 23:33, KeithMacdonald said: If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say, "Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time. I taught my budgie(*) to say 'ploppy bottom'. It saved me the bother. He could also say 'Good morning' although he was prone to say it at night which just proves what a waste of time it was me trying to teach him that. (*)Fun fact: There is no species of animal called 'parrot'. It's a category and comprises nearly 400 species of bird including budgerigars. Budgerigars are the best mimics in the family (and possibly the best in the world). So there. Edited June 17, 2023 by AndrueC 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post exmoordave Posted June 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 18, 2023 Neighbour's cheeky little brats have just challenged me to a water fight! Thought I'd post this while I wait for the kettle to boil..... 5 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Oh, the humanity. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 20 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: The culprit is the one taking the picture, likely leaving the poor dog alone for too long 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exmoordave Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Lance is not a popular name today, but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot..... 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Groan! Well there was Lance-cheat-a-lot Armstrong...... The only other Lance I can think of was Lance Percival! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bernard Lamb Posted June 19, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2023 1 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted June 20, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 20, 2023 Q. My child won't eat meat. What can I replace it with? A. A dog. Dogs love meat. 3 1 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exmoordave Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 My friends have entered me for an innuendo competition next week. My friends have entered me..... 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted June 20, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: i’ve got a date with a lady who self identifies as a wheelie bin …but i can’t remember if i’m taking her out on Tuesday or Wednesday😁 Sounds a bit trashy - but you'll be the cad dumping her at the kerb-side, I suppose. 3 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodenhead Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 2 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exmoordave Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 I've just bum-ped into the guy that sold me my antique globe. It's a small world..... 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynJPearson Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 An old friend and I often bump into each other. We've both vowed to try looking where we're going. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 You'd never guess who I bumped into on the way to pick up my new glasses. Everyone! 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 steve 1 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 22, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 22, 2023 Probably a valuable set of books; but I am too lazy to check it out. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted June 22, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 22, 2023 10 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: Probably a valuable set of books; but I am too lazy to check it out. Allow me to explain... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exmoordave Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 I've just started the Adam Ant diet. Don't chew ever......don't chew ever....... 2 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 1 hour ago, exmoordave said: I've just started the Adam Ant diet. Don't chew ever......don't chew ever....... Never mind "groan!", where's the "AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!" button???!!! 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted June 22, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 22, 2023 29 minutes ago, F-UnitMad said: Never mind "groan!", where's the "AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!" button???!!! At least you know the opening bars to it.. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 Not this then.... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 27 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Not this then.... They don't make 'em like that anymore. I suppose we should be thankful! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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