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The Forum Jokes Thread


Colin_McLeod
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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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Anybody interested in a ride in a helicopter? We need one person to accompany us.

 

We leave early next Sunday morning from City of Derry airport and will fly over Derry and Donegal ,

then fly to and have lunch at Ballyliffin golf club.

 

Then we’ll do a flight along the whole of the Inishowen coast, Up the Banks of the Foyle etc ,

then fly back to City of Derry Airport.

 

If interested, please message!

 

 

Preferably someone with a helicopter otherwise we can't go.

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Sidecar Racer said:

Anybody interested in a ride in a helicopter? We need one person to accompany us.

 

We leave early next Sunday morning from City of Derry airport and will fly over Derry and Donegal ,

then fly to and have lunch at Ballyliffin golf club.

 

Then we’ll do a flight along the whole of the Inishowen coast, Up the Banks of the Foyle etc ,

then fly back to City of Derry Airport.

 

If interested, please message!

 

Preferably someone with a helicopter otherwise we can't go.

 

Derry Helicopters (flying to and from Derry airport) sounds like it got its business model from Yorkshire Airlines.

 

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2 hours ago, PhilJ W said:

 

These jokes about Uranus really are the bottom.

As a child I loved the stories by Hugh Walters.

 

Voyage To Venus,

Mission to Mars.

Journey to Jupiter.

Nearly Neptune

Passage to Pluto

 

But he never did a story based around Uranus. It's strange. I would have thought the title was obvious: Up Uranus.

 

NB: He really did write a lot of chidren's S/F and his novels are now available on Kindle. Highly recommended.

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William Shatner has discontinued his new line of lingerie.

Apparently, Shatner panties wasn’t the best choice for a name.

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24 minutes ago, PhilJ W said:

William Shatner has discontinued his new line of lingerie.

Apparently, Shatner panties wasn’t the best choice for a name.

 

Neither was he the best choice of model for the lingerie.

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1 minute ago, Steamport Southport said:

I thought they were pretty good singers....  🤪

 

 

31 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said:

Nor could he sing too well.

I think that comment was still about Captain Kirk. 😉

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To be fair to the godlike genius that is William Shatner, he doesn't actually attempt to sing; he knows his limits, thus recites the lyrics in time with the music. He's clearly a pioneer of rap music, and a man way ahead of his time.

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1 hour ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said:

To be fair to the godlike genius that is William Shatner, he doesn't actually attempt to sing; he knows his limits, thus recites the lyrics in time with the music. He's clearly a pioneer of rap music, and a man way ahead of his time.

 

But he was just following the lead provided by Rex Harrison.

 

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53 minutes ago, Hroth said:

 

But he was just following the lead provided by Rex Harrison.

 

 

He was from Huyton of all places!

 

Obviously before it became a place to put people after the post war slum clearances. I believe it was quite a posh area back in the day.

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2 hours ago, Hroth said:

 

But he was just following the lead provided by Rex Harrison.

 

Not the way that I remember Harrison in MY FAIR LADY  (the Broadway play, not the movie).

 

 

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