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9 hours ago, ian said:

Which brings us neatly to...

 

 

 

I don't remember that at all.

 

Not one of their better ones.

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On 14/05/2024 at 20:34, luckymucklebackit said:

Gandalf walks into a shop in Rivendell and asks the assistant "Do I get any money off for having a big stick".

 

Assistant replies, "sorry we don't offer staff discounts, and by the way it's elf service"

 

 

Gandalf walks into a shop in Rivendell and holds up his wizard's discount card, saying: "Istari?"

 

Assistant replies: "How can it be? It's daytime."

 

(Only LOTR geeks will get this).

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Probably offensive or at least grossly insensitive, not only to the colourblind but also to rivet-counters, who will be compelled to observe that (a) the originator cannot spell and (b) that's not a Rubik's cube.

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6 minutes ago, Compound2632 said:

Probably offensive or at least grossly insensitive, not only to the colourblind but also to rivet-counters, who will be compelled to observe that (a) the originator cannot spell and (b) that's not a Rubik's cube.

There are apparently variations, including the number of sides. Beyond that I don't know because I've only tried unsuccessfully!

 

https://puzzlcrate.com/10-exciting-types-of-rubiks-cube-variants/

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43 minutes ago, Compound2632 said:

Probably offensive or at least grossly insensitive, not only to the colourblind but also to rivet-counters, who will be compelled to observe that (a) the originator cannot spell and (b) that's not a Rubik's cube.

 

Meh. If people can complete them in 16 seconds whilst blindfolded.....

 

 

 

 

It's a technique, you don't even look at the colours.

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58 minutes ago, kevinlms said:

There are apparently variations, including the number of sides. Beyond that I don't know because I've only tried unsuccessfully!

 

https://puzzlcrate.com/10-exciting-types-of-rubiks-cube-variants/

 

Variations on the number of sides of a cube?

 

Well, it could be an avant-garde musical composition, I suppose.

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21 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said:

Meh. If people can complete them in 16 seconds whilst blindfolded.....

 

 

It's a technique, you don't even look at the colours.

 

I'll bite - what's the technique?

Asking 'cos I can't even do it without a blindfold. 😔

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4 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said:

 

I'll bite - what's the technique?

Asking 'cos I can't even do it without a blindfold. 😔

 

You can probably find it online. Look for Rubik Cube solution.

 

It's more a mathematical thing than looking at the colours. These experts that can solve them quickly just remember the sequence which works no matter how messed up the cube is. It only takes something like 20 moves.

 

When I was a teenager in the 1980s most of us in school knew how to solve it and could easily do it in under five minutes.

 

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I've seen a 4D Rubik's cube online. Good luck getting your head around that one! It displays it by following the maths - from a mathematical point of view you can project four dimensions on to three in the same way as you can project a 3D world on to a 2D surface (i.e. ordinary 3D graphics doing 3D to 2D, except starting one dimension away - conceptually that's beyond me but the maths works out pretty much the same).

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34 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said:

 

You can probably find it online. Look for Rubik Cube solution.

 

It's more a mathematical thing than looking at the colours. These experts that can solve them quickly just remember the sequence which works no matter how messed up the cube is. It only takes something like 20 moves.

 

When I was a teenager in the 1980s most of us in school knew how to solve it and could easily do it in under five minutes.

 

 

Are you sure they don't start with a solved cube, mix it up and then play the recording backwards?

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34 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said:

These experts that can solve them quickly just remember the sequence which works no matter how messed up the cube is. It only takes something like 20 moves.

Not so, they will look at the cube and work out which sequences need to be performed, there is no universal sequence as every solution will depend on the starting point 

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