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The Forum Jokes Thread


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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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At the age of nineteen years, the young male cannibal is taken by his father to learn how to hunt. They settle by a well trodden trail, and wait for victims to arrive.

The first one is an old man, limping badly. The son says - 'He'll do, would be easy to catch', but his father says,' Not worth it, all skin and bone.'

A bit later, a rather fat younger woman walks past  - ' How about her?', but the father says, 'No, think of all that cholesterol, she'd make a pretty unhealthy meal.'

Eventually, another young woman walks past, about 25 years old, not too fat, rather good looking.

The son says, 'surely, she'll do'
'No' the father says  - 'We'll take her home and eat your mother.'

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2 hours ago, runs as required said:

 

(was just going to post on my own thread - but found its bin binned. I never managed to get a thread to 6 pages before!)

 

We don't just 'bin' topics, have you hit the ignore or hide button by mistake? 

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14 minutes ago, teaky said:

What's an 'ignore' button, Andy? :derisive:

At the top of the page on a thread there are two boxes. One is Yellow and says "Reply to this topic", the other is red and says "Ignore this topic". They are probably in different places on a phone as the follow topic is at the top on a computer and at the bottom on a phone!

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