Tim Dubya

Aberystwyth

Woman don't fart, they break wind, or more accurately drop their guts in great cabbagey gusts

ah, a connoisseur

do you know if they're available as squeezycheeseypeasypuddingypeas? #NO NAKED FLAMES! (or cats - they'd look silly and be cold)

Come along Grommit, it's time to go home now.

Does your butcher keep dripping ?

Does your butcher keep dripping ?

Great Balls of Fire.

Just adapting to you guys... :-D

My Wife prefers a Gang Gang Cockatoo

Fnarr fnarr.

Tits Like Coconuts

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck.....

2112

Cheers, that saved a lot of headpain!

Sorry, did someone call?

A great Vangelis song with some even better covers...

Oh! That was song??

I must have been listening to some real music!

Well if nobody wants any (and I certainly can't take anymore) it will be the council's problem.

Would you like to add some powdered Methotrexate to that? *increased flatulence*

no need for any extras, thanks.

Saw Ollie pass through Basingstoke at about midday, so that's where it went.

and onwards towards Bristol

And ironically it made me miss a connection in Exekiter coz mine wuz cancelled ! Ah well usual Suvvern slowness;)

In the pantry and not in the cupboard of beverage delights...

I bought coffee once and left it in the bike pannier outside my local. Came out an hour later & the coffee was gone. Nothing else. I resigned myself to the thought that they needed it more than I did.

Wandsworth

No, learned my lesson... until next time

Alcohol-induced amnesia. Bad thing.

Flat Coke. For the sugar and hydration

Our new Knight of the Realm, Sir Rod of Stewart.

Good for Stair Rod

I know, not bad considering he's a foreign johnny

Butter late than never !

If the police catch you, you'll have to spread 'em!

Put it on your toast in the morning.

Jim's Bar exercises for me I think.

Lift,drink, lift drink, lifft,drinnk ..

Waste of good modelling time !

Cheers T

Have to be i-Player now, but thanks Tim, anyway.

A fascinating watch. Particularly liked the colliery incline film.

I presume it is a repeat judging by the hieroglyphics in the RT. And Jericho sounds somewhat removed from the reality. Death in Paradise is totally removed from reality but is usually quite amusing, with sunshine too.

Quite enjoyed it but one of the 'enthusiasts' was weird and was made to feel uncomfortable by dirty steam locos. Wot?

Nothing new. I usually feel uncomfortable when I stand next to an LNER loco.

nice idea Porcy

(I'll need to consult the old man tomorrow but I think our lot all got through - although my grandad was totally ###### up even when I knew him).

My Grandfather survived it - he didnt speak much of it either apparantly

They shall grow not old...

He fell over !

Horace

I saw the biggest pork pie I've ever seen in the supermarket today, but I didn't buy it.

Or trounce all

One of my favourites thanks Tim

yeah, one of mine as well. Never let us down.

Your WW3 is drawing near...

As you come back to the present at the same time as you left insurers might not believe you've been away.

I never bother when I go back in time to take my old photos!

Will it cover delays?

And paradoxes?

Drink and be even happier !

Top tip Grahame (aren't they always)

Cadbury's made him and covered him in what ?

It's easier to chew baccy

bit hairy though...

Snyder and Snell

ant & dec (sorry)

Little & Large..