Tim Dubya

Yes I saw it as well, quite a session.

Oh, *that* sort of switch blade. Mind you...

maybe

There is a system that I have used but now I simply but the nearly dry sheet back on the mattress and iron it in place, let it air and then make the bed.

Iron, what is this device you speak of?

Fitted sheets, the work of the devil ...

I did what I was told by the physio and got left alone after four visits. Worth the hard work in the long run though as I got no lingering problem

I had a lingering but had it removed a few years ago.

Codeine & Tramadol for my tea, put it that way

It was one of those things that reading it you knew nothing good could come of it but it was compelling. I should say like watching a slow-motion car crash or a dog returning to its own vomit.

Yes, that's what I'll miss... particularly the dog bit

I must say I'm sad I missed it.....

My eyesight has got so bad that I initially read the post as "Has anybody seen my career?"

that's not too far off the truth today

I think I'll ring the bell and get off before you show me your atom bomb.

so.... if I give up looking for them they might appear, dependent on the correct digits entered in the right order by someone who knows them.

or I could just wrap some sandpaper around a small block of wood.... where would be the fun in that?

A feather duster is not going to be of much use in this scenario.

ah, but for the tidying up...

Well if nobody wants any (and I certainly can't take anymore) it will be the council's problem.

Would you like to add some powdered Methotrexate to that? *increased flatulence*

no need for any extras, thanks.

Not that Slimming World one?

I hope there's plenty of veg involved. In fact, I'm hoping it's all veg.

It is all veg with cashews and chickpeas.

Informative/Useful

Doctors: a soap opera for pond dwellers who don’t have any gossip of their own.

You rang...

Ouch!

Hammer Time !

I hadn't thought of using a hammer... top tip!

I had two of 'em on me this morning, one taking some out the other putting some in, getting my money's worth before it all goes up the swanny.

Graeme, always keep it clean mate

Lets just hope they've got the mixture right this year.....

so far so good, I'll have a gin just in case

Haven't seen it since the 80's, can't get over how 'serious' the actors are. Love it!

Bit fishy that comment ...

Nooooooo!

Is your local shut ?

Go up to the bathroom mate and try the mouthwash, always a good substitute!

Don't panic... was practising at being a judge.

Gave up on that idea and found the gin

Only after you've drunk it... allegedly

Hypothetically, I suppose you could consider it aesthetically pragmatic, but frankly, is it Art, darling?

I don't know what art is but I know what it's not.

Just the bog standard McCartney or the Red Onion & Thyme?

Three required I'm afraid. One in works, one on shed and one on the Branch.

Of course Quackers... does anyone want to buy my good kidney?

It cleans windows so well....

And leaves your colours so white...

I suppose I can look forward to saving up over the year for a 4 pack of 'brew

No OS. 2 discs that will hold my docs, music etc. Just want to ensure these are safe. Just having a play for now

RAID1 is not a true backup as any file problems will be replicated

Cheers all. I will be building a NAS box for backup, just going for belt and braces approach to mitigate any hardware failures.

Probably a village inbred;))

bgman - we all are & we loves it 'cos we nos no difrent

No prize as that sort of thing needs to be stamped out.

Go for it, N Gauge is great!

Naughty Naughty Gauge hmmm best get down to Specsavers mate

My hands have shrunk...

Thanks Steve... better have extra sprouts!

Wot did I miss then?

Wot did I miss then?

Keep the faith bro !

One of the fifty greatest rock albums according to Planet Rock radio last week.

One of life's mysteries is, what has the cover artwork to do with the title?

Is the sky falling?

Bond, Stretcher Bond.

If he starts on the narrow gauge he can be 009...

We don't talk about that sort of thing in our house.

When is the blue cushion?

42.