Tim Dubya

Should that not be

Hey Tim, I remember her as well. We must both be in our (ahem) late 20s (ahem)...

I was 39 (again) last year.

nice idea Porcy

(I'll need to consult the old man tomorrow but I think our lot all got through - although my grandad was totally ###### up even when I knew him).

My Grandfather survived it - he didnt speak much of it either apparantly

They shall grow not old...

do you know if they're available as squeezycheeseypeasypuddingypeas? #NO NAKED FLAMES! (or cats - they'd look silly and be cold)

Come along Grommit, it's time to go home now.

Roast Duck..

You've been working on that one for some time, haven't you, Mr Dubya?

I'm not that clever...

Suppose there's lots of Trumps in the answers.

I might try searching Titwig next time I'm bored, cheers Porcy

Also search Cormorant rather than ######

English would have become their first language in a place like Bath. It was either that or Latin.

After a "walk" (Black Sheep, Bee Hive, Farmhouse, Belvedere - I can't 'remember' the others) up Lansdown Hill, I was most probably spouting 'Latin' of some sort...

Followed by a “short “ visit over the road to a certain hostelry?

It’d be rude not too

I've been very good and refused all refreshments offered and only bought two books... although there's always another day.

We had a lovely chat about trains and trainsets.

What's splendid fellow Mr Castens is.

Hoorah!

Captain, tea / coffee were offered instantly after the handshake (no secret).

I declined, not being used to the water in the Hall of Larks.

Those are actually really tasty. I like chillies.

I like chilli but not by stealth...

Stealth chilli - up your a##e without you even knowing...

What's it like, being the butter of all these jokes?

Sticky?

Only two molecules away from plastic...

Been rained on twice here in Ealing.

Snow this m,m,m,morning. Amounted to nowt.

23 C this morning hit 35 by lunch unusual daily swing. Bit chilly for time of year.

you'll divide by zero.

"do a barrel roll"

format c: /u

Left field I know, but went for extra thick toast!(white bread).

Chips tonight with a Mexican burger - a family treat at the local

home made chili cheeseburgers for me

*BURP*

Keep away from naked flames then.

Thats rough on you.

Hope someones hidden the matches!

Oh, it's not a suicide attempt but a useful tip if one does need to go down that route

You don't live in Bristol by any chance do you, Tim?

Birdwatching - Filthy habit.

I had a picture of brown boobys on my work computer the other day...

Hope it works for you. The best relief I had for sciatica, 40 years ago in outpatient physio, was 8 weeks of traction treatment, strapped to a metal bed and gently pulled, while the leather straps creaked ooh nurse!! It really worked.

rembrow, sorry to hear that, I'm on about my 7th outpatient physio with the lovely Lucy

The orthopaedic team are making the decision about whether to refer me for an MRI at the moment, as I should have improved by now

Things aren't too bad as I only wqork 6 hours a day for three days, so I'm 'walking wounded'

Cheers

Do apes use Copydex?

Only if they watched Blue Peter when young.

I have it on good authority, apes use gorilla glue. 

Ouch!

Hammer Time !

I hadn't thought of using a hammer... top tip!

No OS. 2 discs that will hold my docs, music etc. Just want to ensure these are safe. Just having a play for now

RAID1 is not a true backup as any file problems will be replicated

Cheers all. I will be building a NAS box for backup, just going for belt and braces approach to mitigate any hardware failures.

Is the sky falling?

Bond, Stretcher Bond.

If he starts on the narrow gauge he can be 009...

We don't talk about that sort of thing in our house.

When is the blue cushion?

42.

You sure they weren't brown and yellow ? I'm confused !

um, not sure which way up I was when I seed them now

Wool.

Waddle about surely?

He'll be back!

I reckon he's gone wind surfing in Lesbos.

Or incontinence pants !

I always wear incompetence pants...

Snell

Who is Mit?

The one that when to school with Not Jeremy and who's first name cannot be mentioned forwards for fear of blowing his disguise...

They're like Cinderella pants, so I'm lead to believe so, whomsoever they fit shall go behind the stall !

I say, 'girls, peanuts aren't illegal - there's no need to hide them under your top!'

London bus brunette.

You luckin at my pint?