Tim Dubya

Both

As we Welsh say...half and half..

Octopus .... Then you all get a leg !

Left field I know, but went for extra thick toast!(white bread).

Chips tonight with a Mexican burger - a family treat at the local

home made chili cheeseburgers for me

*BURP*

not anymore...

Flushed with success and ready to start it all again in the morning !

Raring to go (again)

7.7 - how about a Martini as well, shaken, not stirred?

Eat a pine tree, works according to adverts

Do I get Carol Vorderman with that too?

Which way will the wind be blowing later I wonder?

I don't yet know but Mr Briggs is cracking on with the drawings as we speak...

It's an ill wind that blows no good.

Loose the whippets Smithers.

Get off my land!!

Get outta my cuntry.

Cutty Spark - too dangerous to create any form of spark mate - the local fire brigade have been informed and there's a 300 yard exclusion zone around the house.

Hamilton Academicals.

Yes, the usual effects on your buttie later.

Yes, cut it, Mr. Hutt.

pity the fool!

Yackity yack

Yackity yack

Yackity yack

Yackity yack

Nuf said

Socialist Worker! Socialist Worker!

Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh / Splotila naveki Velikaya Rus' ...

Rubbish modelling clay

Dear Mr Dubya, here is the six o'clock tripe

Alternatively, I have a BBC DVD with an introduction that includes a BBC jingle and eighteen very bright flashes like fireworks going off in rapid succession. Funny how no warning about that is given.

Dear Fox News, Have you considered comedy?

Hey, live as you want to live!

for

Snork!!

Ricky Tomlinson

Not stating the obvious.

Ricky doesn't do brexit, he much prefers an Eartha...

Two rounds of tripe and salad sandwiches

I once had an Allegro but the wheel fell off - True Story!

Mine had several attempts at killing me, it also had a tendency to ping off the nut at the end of the drive shaft...

Bought for £80 sold two years later for £50 - still hang my head in shame about that...

my 'arris... saw 'em coming.

No, but Jezzer's singing lessons appeal goes out next week, please give generously.

I'll send some of my used Y-fronts to start the ball rolling !

Thank you, Sir

That is correct... unless it's a 24hour clock.

Bluebottle

stop it - forgot to put on me Tenna Laddies!

Oi! you forgot the most scenic line in the world....

I hadn't seen it at that point - was relying on the TV guide.

There were some lovely lampposts on it though Dave...

Porcy!!!

Deserves a Bank Holiday

I'm glad someone remembered yesterday (other than the good folk on this website) no one else seemed to...

Great news!

Good ol Ginny. She's a cad.

Oxygen ? Nitrogen ? Or.....Gordons Gin ?

Sainsbury's - I gave up being fussy years ago, if I had a garage I'd be right on it!

You'll have to go private to have that treated, the medication is beyond the NHS budget...

Thanks, thought so, it's the Dennis the Menace strain I'm afraid!

Oh dear, hope your premiums are up to date, then...