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Status Updates posted by Tim Dubya
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oi, you lot get down Norton! https://www.facebook.com/somersetanddorsetrailway/
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particularly hard day avoiding work, at work
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The kid next door challenged me to a water fight, so I thought I'd type this while I wait for the water to boil.
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76 years ago today....Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky,? He got an ice pick, That made his ears burn
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Can you get holiday insurance for time travel? - just wondering like.
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YAY!
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Has just joined Facebook & Twitter (I don't know why either)
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"My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters".
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I'm too terrified to walk out of my own front door, They're demonstrating outside I think they're gonna start the third world war, I've been to my local head shrinker, To help classify my disease, He said it's one of the cases of acute schizophrenia he sees.
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Bent double, like old beggars under sacks, Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge, Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs And towards our distant rest began to trudge. Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind; Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.
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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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Despite a vote of no confidence by 33% of the house I will stand firm and cook the dinner!
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Right, you're going down in the black book!
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I have, in my hand a piece of paper...
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I could be in the shadow cabinet by 10 o'clock... well the way things are going, it's possible. Minister for Scrumpy?
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Just had a brexit - all sides were unanimous in voting "I wouldn't go in there for 10 minutes"...
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####, just woke up and realised TRUMP IS HERE!
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'tis lucky I had the foresight to repair the wheel barrow. I'll be needing that to fill with worthless currency to wheel up to Sainsburys in exchange for a loaf of bread...
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Crikey, I'm a foreigner!
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Yay! now a new hospital can be built every week (because politicians don't lie - do they)
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So you know, as the OP I asked for the Jo Cox thread to be locked.
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is once again contemplating tea... I think today will see an Indish to finally use up Sunday's leftovers.
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is still doing battle with Sunday's curry...
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is focusing his chi in preparation for building the mother of all curries.