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Granddaughter just rang, she was very excited because she won first prize in the fancy dress competition. Result

Did you hear about the bass player who was so depressed about his timing that he threw himself behind a train?

In The Midnight Hour - Wilson Pickett

All Right Now - Free

"So" said Mrs HB, as she departed to her Mother's this morning, "keep your eye on the weather and bring the washing in if it starts raining". Oops. Posted from my little cupboard under the stairs where I shall remain until it's safe to come out the beer runs out.

I was going through a box of old stuff this morning, and found this. It really made me smile. When I was 14 and this album was /purchased in 1973 this man was GOD.

Wonder who makes more money, the ransome-ware people or the anti-ransome-ware people? Also is it the Anti-ransome-ware people that have the ransome-ware peoples code to study, or the other way round? *send me £1 +P&P and I'll send you a card which says "Your computer is now immune from all ransome-ware". It will be just as effective. *Disclaimer: THIS BIT IS A JOKE, the rest isn't.

There's also GWX Control Panel and many others.

Sir Geoffrey says "Come to the land of Boycott and live life as it should be lived".

He really should read the Register. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/06/27/woman_microsoft_windows_10_upgrades/

Ladles an Jellyspoons, meet Daisy the Intergalactic Mutant Milkshake Cow ... So I said to Mrs HB "Should have gone to SpecSavers" ... Welcome to my world ... Thoughts to all that ail. Have a nice day.

Aye, thannows , seen thaat befooer. Funniest when she has bowl o'trifle in one hand and pint o'lambrini in tother .. gooers @rse ower t*t and makes a complete Elvis or erself.

Ooh, let's think ... Who do we not like enough to inflict him on?

Oi! Marvin! No! Bring back my guitar strap! I knew you nicked it! That cost me forty bloody quid that did! (It's not the real red strat though)

Hard Headed Woman - Alvin Elvis somebody or other Presley

Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne

Having imposed a (longer and much more intensive than normal) complete news blackout over the last six months or so has limited my knowledge of 'other' current events, whilst keeping me sane (allegedly). I assume that there has been some kind of football competition? Were the Charltons playing? I still have my 'World Cup Willie' Shove Ha'penny game somewhere. It's seen as much use over the years as the England trophy shelf. Grey start to the day here. I am expected to make a 'cowbell' to finish off the "Daisy the Milkshake Cow" costume, that the Management has been making over the weekend for our granddaughter. The school fancy dress day is tomorrow. As they say "I've got nothing...." Thoughts with those feeling under the weather. Why do cows have bells anyway?

Seven Little Girls (Sitting In The Back Seat) - Paul Evans

Morning all from the sunny valley of the Sheaf . Last night I decided to declare independence. As such I will never have to take orders again. Got to go. Mrs HB has jobs for me.

I can see the humour in that.