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  1. And yes it's bl**dy raining again.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      It's been raining on and off down here in Devon in a highly shower-like fashion. One might almost term the weather here as 'showery'.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Still nice here, might have chips for tea then catch some 'tourists'.

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      How will you tell that their cork

      hasn't been popped?

  2. Microsoft is fine, just don't look at Apple or be tempted by Android!
  3. You can't seriously consider running Windows if you want a secure PC.
  4. The Vice - Haze My mates from way back.
  5. Flying Saucer Rock And Roll - Billy Lee Riley
  6. From the dew soaked hedge creeps a crawly caterpillar.

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Tim! You've gone all KINKY!!

    3. Tim Dubya
    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      I met her in a club down in old Soho

      Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola

      C-O-L-A cola.

      She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.

      I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"

      L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

  7. Too Much Monkey Business - Chuck Berry
  8. Dream Layout Lover - Bobby Darin
  9. No. You have to stay right up to the end, no matter how painful it is, then we unlock the doors.
  10. The SAME dustbins beat BOTH teams 5-0 in training ...
  11. Hi Ho Silver Lining - Jeff Beck
  12. Morning Afternoon all, very late on parade today, so, report as follows. Beautiful morning in the valley, warm, sunny, light breeze and zero visibility. Mr Ivor @rsebadger has decided that today is a good day to burn wet wood. So far he's smoked out the local shop, chippy and surrounding houses. Just as I got on my bus, two of the mechanics came out of the small garage opposite the scene of the crime. Both built like prop forwards, they set off across the road with fire extinguishers to 'have a word'. Best to all feeling poorly. Now I'd better go and report to the cookhouse ...
  13. Gonna Make You A Star - David Essex
  14. Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd sorry it had to be done
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