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To Hell With The Devil – Stryper

Moglin' is easier. I loved Sheffeldish.

Andy that means I will have to keep posting c@rp. Sorry Great job over the last few days. <insert "Grovel like an idiot image here>

Kevin, <serious> I entirely agree, I was just being me. I think the moderating (and the team that do it) here is great. The people here though are mainly mature, grown up people with training in real life of how to deal and get on wth ther people, others are not. The last three days have been an interesting time for moderators everywhere. I personally have had to remove the 'posting privileges' (either temporarily or permanently) of more people than I would normal have to do in a year. I didn't enjoy doing it, but each forum has it's own rules and ethos. On one forum we had to remove around five threads an hour on Friday. </serious> Dave

Honest guv it's the truth... (Owing to the fact that it is never a good idea to question the actions of moderators (speaking as a moderator fo various forums for around the last 20 years). Keep cheerful and keep it within the forum rules.)

I tried golf once. What a silly game that is.. Hit ball. Find ball. Hit ball. Find ball. Hit Ball. Find ball. Knock ball in hole. Rinse and repeat 18 times. At least in cricket when I hit the ball the other team had to go and find it ...

Alas, the weight of my uploaded funny images all landed on one side of the RMWeb server, causing it to list heavily to port. When Andy Y passed by, he rested his coffee cup (he says, but I heard it was a wine glass) on the edge of the genuine fake antique plastic oak chinese server case, This caused the other thread to slip over the edge and into the deepest darkest cyber ocean. No RMwebbers were injured. RIP other thread. And now, back to business as usual.

Agood morning from the valley of the Sheaf. First, apologies to Baz that the weather around these parts yesterday was not kind to him. Neither was it kind to Mrs HB, who ventured out three times and was thrice soaked to the skin. I elected to stay indoors and make a nuisance of myself entertaining the Wheeltappers to the extent that I logged in this morning to a record number of notifications overnight! I do TRY to be amusing, even when totally depressed by things happening in the world around me. Today will hopefully be spent listening to the ODI, without interruptions. It's started very sunny and warm here, but the edge seems to be going off it quicker than a stanley's knife cutting laminate flooring. Lets hope it stays dry in, err, Bristol? My memory gets worse. I just hope that everybody gets to enjoy their cricket or whatever else they have planned for the day. Thoughts as ever with those ailing. Breakfast time ... *he used the word elected! Ban his @rse! No elections here!

Look pal. My horn is used for it's designed purpose, which is of course sounding it repeatedly, whilst stationary, sometimes musically (or not), for several minutes outside your house after midnight because I'm too lazy to get out of the freekin' car and ring your neighbour's doorbell. And breathe. Sorted. K.N. Hobhead-Driver

OO-er kill me now

Don't Laugh At Me Cause I'm A Fool - Norman Wisdom

Allegedly. Once. Dark night. Public convenience. Knightsbridge. Sincerely, Captain Arthur J. M. Hastings, OBE

You can, but really, I wouldn't

Ship of Fools - Haze Hehe look that one up, mates of mine

I have a cunning and devious plan (and a humourously shaped turnip). Off to sail around the Isle of Wight until everybody forgets about me. Ready when you are Captain Rum. Thoughts with those ailing.

It's just like deja vu all over again ...

Express Train Blues - Lem Fowler's Washboard Wonders

Bah! Baa!

Heartbeat - Buddy Holly