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stoopid stoopid stoopid Scuse me, not where I thought I was. Matron!

Where's the Bwahahahaha!!! button?

I fitted twin exhausts to my Reliant Robin. The kids shouted "Look Dad's built a wheelbarrow"

Pictures of Matchstick Men - Status Quo

One for Pete Gogogo go go girl LOL

I refer the honourable gentleman to the reply I gave earlier

Indeed I have!

Mine would have torn it into tiny pieces and then set fire to it, whilst screaming incantations in a language I do not comprehend.

Nah, I'm kind to grass verges. (I had that bumper sticker on my Reliant Robin )

Keep death off the roads! Drive on the pavement!!

Ah, the wonderful tones of the Hammond organ, my favourite! Every time I hear it I just want to stick the head of the bloke playing it, or failing that my own head down a toilet and keep pulling the chain until it has stopped. It's like fingernails down a blackboard. The Tele sounded lovely though and some great 'guitar faces' too. Grey, gloomy and miserable again here today. Nothing planned but they say that Mrs HB makes work for idle hands, so I'd better find something that makes me look as though I am busy. Thoughts to all ailing. Hello Sapper Hello Sapper. Septic calling Tally Ho. Tally Ho. Bandits ahead and above me. Bandits ahead and above me. Here I come. Here I come!

###### Tonk Man - Dwight Yoakam You have to be kidding me FFS H O N K Y

What it cost for the new window and the two huge velux skylights a few years ago I can't afford to put the lights on. Nothing up there apart from a futon and my bits and pieces. 15' x 15' and NO model railway ... The guitars, mandos and bass are downstairs in my bedroom.

Happy Anniversary Bob. Weather still in the flaming June category. Soon it will be ******* July and still raining. At least I haven't missed any cricket while I was out this morning. Just time to get some scoff and a nice cuppa before they get going at Lord's. Now here's a conundrum from this morning. How the hell do you lose a bass amp? The thing is like THIS BIG, weighs half a ton and has a 15" speaker. I know where I left it. It's not there now. Don't think Mum humped it down the stairs from the attic.

We really need a WTF button in the ratings. Who ever built that had been smoking cucumbers.

Could give those to the servants or throw them to the pigeons to keep Henry amused.

And Lord was a Yorkshireman, trying to impart culture to those southern softies ... Crusts on or off the sarnies?