We had a meeting yesterday with the surgeon
who's going to do the op, the main purpose
of which was for me to sign a consent form.
He started off very positive, very confident
about the op, confident he can remove all that
needs to come out, pretty certain he can do it
with through the manhole (keyhole surgery).
He went on to say if he can't do it that way
it will be a full open up job (tubeplate out),
but I got the impression it will dent his pride
if he has to do it that way.
Then he started to talk about what could go
wrong, which of course he had to before I could
sign the form.
The bit he joins up may leak, in which case
I'll be back in quicker than you can say
City of Truro.
I may get spontaneous diahorea,
when you have to go, you have to go!
I may get a blood clot, quite likely I would
have thought, as he's operating on a clot.
Oh and there's a 2% chance I could die!
Then he waved the form in front of me and
asked if I was still happy to sign.
I'm just glad I know Him Up There
is going to be looking after me.