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  1. bgman

    the only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      'Can't go yet, Squire's not y'ere!'

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      'Can't go yet, Squire's not y'ere!'

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Horrocksford.

  2. bgman

    Thor ! Blimey well done BBC !!! Loved it

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Are you talking about the Bake Off?

       

  3. bgman

    I've seen a Flying Banana at Starcross !

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Straight - through to be precise then curved to the right for a short while :))

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      think you've been spiked mate.

       

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Oxford

  4. bgman

    Rubaix, Rubaix, Rubaix la la la la la la

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Avicenna

    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Ruby doesn't read the tide tables.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Les Chefs du Kaiser

  5. bgman

    I am immensely proud for the whole of the Great Britain cycling team and what they have achieved in Rio

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    2. DonB

      DonB

      I'm exhausted by just watching!

    3. rembrow

      rembrow

      It's amazing the speed you can do on an old Raleigh with a whicker basket

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      For a change we are bl##dy good at something and some other things too; but it takes dosh and a huge amount of science and dedication.

  6. bgman

    Bring it home Trott & Kenny ! Fingers crossed :))

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Trotty totty. Yea.

    2. bgman

      bgman

      That's my girl soooo soooo pleased YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY totally BRILLIANT !!!!!

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Just BRILLIANT nothing else to say !

  7. bgman

    Whilst I know nothing about dressage what sheer beauty it was to watch Charlotte Dujardin and Valegro win Gold today absolutely brilliant !

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Almost as bootyfull as the gymnasts; how do they do that?

    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Superb stuff

  8. bgman

    YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY Olympic Gold Cycling AGAIN I'm extactic WELL DONE !!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Space Dreadnought Bismarck

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Biggo Wiggo.

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Haverfordwest.

  9. bgman

    A senacot syllabub with sprinkles

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      No one expects the Picolax surprise!

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I recommend Labour Party membership to achieve a proper purge....

    4. 46444

      46444

      What about the Codanthramer Continuum?

  10. bgman

    Would all staff who are free please come to the back of the store for the afternoon rumble

    1. DonB

      DonB

      Sainsburys?

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Stand clear of the doors.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Move along down the car, please!

  11. bgman

    Local tv crew interviewing on the train earlier, I asked if they'd bought a ticket ? 'Spose we'd better buy one then ! Came the reply. #iwontbeonthetelethen :))

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      This you in your younger days then? >?)

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Wish it was. What an arsse! 'Don't you dare talk to me like that!' Must think he's the Queen.

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Through gritted teeth as well. "Somebody call a constable".

  12. bgman

    Whilst watching the BBC Victorian drama The Secret Agent last night I'm sure I saw a British Railways lion and wheel totem on the tender , or did I dream it ? #speccysaver

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    2. sharris

      sharris

      I got confused by the 'Great Southern Railways' on the front of the station. Were they travelling from London to Kent via Ireland?

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Gresley was misunderstood.

    4. Ruffnut Thorston

      Ruffnut Thorston

      Great Southern Railway of Ireland?

       

      BR, getting there! ;)

  13. bgman

    Happy Monday's

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Ostrakismo

  14. bgman

    Deer Inglish teechur, can yoo pleeze stop the indiscriminate yoos ov the wurd "like" amungst yor pewpils coz its gettin silly ! #speekproper

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Sick.

  15. bgman

    Rain dance anyone ?

    1. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Nah, think on that in six months the miserable cold damp weather that we'll be enduring...enjoy!

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I love winter.

  16. bgman

    A piece of plaice placed on a plate precariously for a Pharoahs pleasure.......possibly

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Nefertiti, perhaps?

    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Partly predictable one proposes.

  17. bgman

    Heatwaves are brilliant ! Currently chasing a fly with my static grass applicator YAY # Swat team

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    2. jonny777

      jonny777

      Just the one fly? I had about ten in my kitchen a few minutes ago. Maybe I just have a dirty kitchen?

       

    3. bgman

      bgman

      I occasionally have dirty thoughts but that don't kill em off :))

    4. SHMD

      SHMD

      lol

  18. bgman

    I thoroughly enjoyed the Bath experience at the weekend and it seems everything scrubbed up nicely thank you

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I did loves it, especially as I had a band in front of me and announcing my presence all the way down Milsom Street on my way back.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Was it an elastic band playing rubber trumpets ?

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      always

  19. bgman

    A hand cut ham salad sandwich in Larkhall minus a sausage :)

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      40-something....

      Do they do em deep fried n battered up there then ?

    3. vitalspark

      vitalspark

      just don't wear anything green!

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Scottish Salad = Chips

       

      Geordie Houmous = Pease Pudding

  20. bgman

    A Krokodil sidled into Österreichische Post AG and asks to see the range of Pre-payment electric keys

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Awesome!

    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Kitmeister

  21. bgman

    Reginald the dyslexic astronomer has just discovered a new Constipation ! Apparently it's very close to Uranus !

    1. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Did he work out the location with a pencil?

    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Parp!

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Surely that would be Borearse?

  22. bgman

    Reginald the dyslexic astronomer has just discovered a new Constipation ! Apparently it's very close to Uranus !

  23. bgman

    The Wuppertal Dangly Bits

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Is that another Cabinet member?

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      No it's what Theresa chopped off the ex-Chancellor

    4. wirey33

      wirey33

      Dänglebahn

  24. bgman

    YAY ! Titfield :))

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Er.... Is that Tim Dubya ? Sure it is :))

    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Can't go yet, squire's not here

    3. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Wonderful stuff!

  25. bgman

    There was something in the air that night The stars were bright, Ronaldo Maybe not !

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Are you talking about the big gorilla or the big sissy. (Cos just like rugby players they all have a reputation for biting!)

    3. Mike 84C

      Mike 84C

      Hmm,yes a bit fortunate!

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      His socks got rimpled so he just had to go off. Come on, give the bloke a chance.

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