bgman

According to The Simpsons you should be afraid of MLB as well

So the Ruskis are hacking our microwaves now. Hope they have my tea sorted for Five O clock.

Mine said the Nigerian State Lottery had connected.

Was he on the lane to promotion?

She Was Only A Road Layer's Daughter, But She Liked Her Asphalt

We're on a road to nowhere ...

:-)

Coincidentally, the chap who invented the USB stick was buried today....when the pallbearers lowered his coffin into the ground, they had to take it out again and turn it around the right way.

Wonderful! I've got folks around me on this train giving me funny looks due to me laughing so much

I'll have that tune in my head al day now. And I'm old enough to remember the first, slow version too.

boing boing went the frog. 'No that's my noise' said Zebedee, 'get your own catchphrase, try gribett'

Trompeau de maison du blancmange.

If you say so, but I prefer vinegar myself.

Whelks.

Parsons Nose.

All I did was pass the shop window....Honest !

Yeah, r...i...g...h...t...

On the A 1, going south near the Great Ponton (I think it is) turn off, is a shop of ill repute. I have never investigated it.

Hello, good morning, and welcome.

Ar$e.

'ello, what's up guv?

Good Book.

Of Mormon?

A cottage garden.

True. Too true.

But you did try posting. Oops. :-D

And pandanus.

Is this a statement in the vein of 'the pen of my aunt is in the fundament of my uncle'?

Dear me, our postilion has been struck by lightning.

Very nice of you; you too.

thank you Sir, and, best wishes for the new year to all

Yes, you may. And while I'm about it, a very Happy New Year to you all as well.

It'd be alright if you happened to be in Haverfordwest.

No, no, I've changed my mind! Don't take the stabilisers off yet, it's too soon!

Only if sober.....

Scorcher of a game then?

The Sunday Post once reported on a Sunderland game that Bryan "PoP Robson "Let Go with a red hot sh*t that flew just over the crossbar!"

I was behind the goal at that game and can corroborate their report.

We need that alternative route, Plymouth Tavistock Crediton (reverse) Barnstaple (reverse) Taunton...

yay no buses on the way to warley

Welcome to the best club in the world!

Thank you everyone for your kind comments it is Very Much appreciated:)

Congratulations, Grahame!

Any flying pigs?

Or flying monkeys!

Today feels like an infinite number of perfectly choreographed Zambonis are smoothing the skating rink in Hades.

Popstar today; bizarre radio announcer tomorrow...

Bizarre.

Hamilton Academicals.

Ah yes..Bronco..fond memories of scratchiness.

Haverfordwest.

Real men don't eat quiche

Best not ask for a 'Peter Heater' then...

Define 'discerning gentleman,' please.

That'll be me then.

Pass the Port dear boy.

Don't be pedantic.

'Pledges Pickles', good old Nellie eh?

I wondered when someone would mention Nellie !

Thanks for that great laugh you old bas####

I suppose a knighthood's out of the question?

...and so endeth today's salmon.

Milford Haven.

John Dory.

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Teaey cake