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  1. bgman

    schmutzig mit Haltung

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Ab in die Düsche!

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Zucht und Ordnung wie zu des Kaisers Zeiten!

  2. bgman

    Trainspotting Live BBC Four Monday 11th July

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Springwatch for Gricers

  3. bgman

    Vril

    1. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Be afraid, very afraid.

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Haverfordwest.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Cullompton

  4. bgman

    I'm currently accused of beating about the Busch whilst landscaping !

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    2. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Don't Noch it!

    3. bgman

      bgman

      I'm gettin' some static !

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      rubberised

  5. bgman

    Devon knows why ize 'appy ? Hic! Parp ! Oops :)

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Your welcome.

    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      and I raise you two parps.

  6. bgman

    Not keen having to use a pencil to cast my vote, not that I'm suggesting anything could be changed !!!

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    2. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Pens and pencils with bits of string to stop them being stolen at our polling station.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Grahame did you get the two letter word on yours - I like a crossword but why the secrecy?

    4. Ramblin Rich

      Ramblin Rich

      OX ?

  7. bgman

    In, Out, In, Out, shake it all about, You cross the box and give a shout . They do some hokey pokey and then mess around, and that's what it's all about..... Oh! EU, EU, EU ..........

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      EU can't touch this.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      LOL

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      The notes are too high and not quite rounded enough. There's too many of them and they should all be standardised to a uniform pitch.

      >?)

  8. bgman

    I hope you've all had a Happy Farters Day !

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      You're just trying to curry favour now Tim !

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      I've done my bit

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Like all good cricket teams, hoping to avoid the follow-through.....

  9. bgman

    Clearly the slices of Leerdammer are 50% less fat with ALL those holes, I'm just gonna fill 'em in with Lurpak.

    1. Trains&armour

      Trains&armour

      Don't ask me how, but those holes add to the taste...

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      All the remaining fat is concentrated into the area not occupied by the holes.

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Come on Grommit lad, we're looking for Wensleydale, not this foreign rubbish.

  10. bgman

    If you listen carefully you can hear it flapping !

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    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Ooo er...

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      A tent?

    4. bgman

      bgman

      WRC cars with bits hanging off in the Sardinian leg, some mega take-offs ! Excellent

  11. bgman

    I am the King of Cauliflowers, nobody steps on my patch

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      If they're all 22 carrot then yes !

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Boo!

    4. waggy

      waggy

      Watch out for the Cabbage Patch Kids.

  12. bgman

    Currants impaled on toothpicks and displayed in your window serve as a warning to would-be houseflies

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    2. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      ...and next on Viz top tips?

    3. locoholic

      locoholic

      Would-be houseflies?? What are they at the moment?

    4. bgman

      bgman

      Squashed !

  13. bgman

    As they closed their eyes she put her arm around him. He turned to her and whispered softly in her ear....I'm still gonna buy that O Gauge kit !

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      ...offending the Swiss, for which I apologise!

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      And they say romance is dead.

  14. bgman

    Sparky's Magic Piano

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Sparky's magic mushrooms, or was it carrots? Much better.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Would you like whipped cream with that, Caller?

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Old Rosie

  15. bgman

    Is thoroughly enjoying BBC Four .... Beethovens Fifth Symphony right now

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      roots and culture!

    2. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Dub Beethoven?

  16. bgman

    For those watching in B & W England are currently winning 2-0 , those watching in colour...... It's still 2-0 !

    1. beast66606

      beast66606

      For those watching in B&W - England are not the yellow team

    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      mate, forget the colours - you can still see this time on a Friday night!

  17. bgman

    Having spoken to my 94 year old mother earlier she informs me that my sister has been using one of those "smouldering" irons ! Ahh bless :)

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    2. rembrow

      rembrow

      Years ago my granddad, suffering from tummy upset, said he was going to take some helter skelters

    3. DonB

      DonB

      My mother-in -law love records by Arrabella Fonte, but wondered why the voice had such a low pitch.

      I thought the wartime news reader was Al Varley Dell (Alvar Liddell)

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

  18. bgman

    Timbuktu, are you sure, I can't find him on my list ?

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Green Nigel

    2. steve22

      steve22

      "This is a colleague announcement; paging Clare Morris and Clifford Chambers..."

  19. bgman

    If you're in the West Country and get BBC Spotlight you might want to tune in now.... Bit of a fuss about a certain railway about to be broadcast !

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    2. mattingleycustom

      mattingleycustom

      Maybe the gentleman who will have the L&B running past his back door would like to swap his house for mine, where he can 'enjoy' the traffic noise day and night.

    3. trisonic

      trisonic

      Nimbys the world over resist change from the status quo existing when they purchased their house.

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I could understand the gent not wanting a railway right next to his house. Could there not be a possibility of moving the line a little out of the way?

  20. bgman

    Hope all goes well for the teams in the Ten Tors this weekend....Look out Dartmoor !

  21. bgman

    Would that be Mikkels' layout I spy in the BRM teaser ?

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    2. 46444

      46444

      Brilliant stuff!

    3. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Absolutely.

    4. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Where am I looking ?

  22. bgman

    Static grass Brazilian

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    2. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Dense Amazonian undergrowth...

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Sage Brushes Brush…

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Bermuda Triangle anyone?

  23. bgman

    Line of Duty ....totally excellent drama well done BBC

    1. Tangoman69

      Tangoman69

      Totally agree

    2. mcrook62

      mcrook62

      It is such a fantastic program more much more please

  24. bgman

    So who exactly was Isambard Kingdom Brunel's stunt double ?

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    2. melmoth

      melmoth

      Dr Dionysius Lardner

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Was that the guy who thought passengers would die if trains went fast through Box Tunnel?

       

      He was probably right, too. When I was commuting, such an event would probably have caused some people to die of shock …

    4. melmoth

      melmoth

      Yep, that's him

  25. bgman

    Is it possible to describe the art of track laying through the medium of dance ? Or am I just hopping mad !

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      The answer only alone you can find, says Yoda.

    3. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Gang Nam style.

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja

      Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja...

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