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Status Updates posted by bgman
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Pecoboo the new fragrance for men
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Prune juice, the drink of choice for a Warrior.
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Do you really think you'll get ALL those candles on my cake today ? #happyoldgit
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Have I missed much ?
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I wonder if Pecaboo track would weather as well here in Paphos or would I be expecting too much ?
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One very proud father in Cyprus and a loving daughter now married. A most wonderful day from start to finish
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89 deg C outside thank goodness for air conditioning in hotel rooms !
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It won't be too long now before heading out to sunnier climes, now do I pack my mankini or speedos ? Decisions decisions!
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Can I ask exactly what sort of cookies are being offered when I accept RMWeb terms when I sign in ? Oh! And would they be suitable for dunking in my tea ?
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So then, who's been brave enough to go up into their loft today ? Yours Sweaty Betty
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A pot of Brylcreem never offends, unless of course you are follicaly challenged !
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Just stopped an annoying fly in the room with gloss spray varnish. Works a treat !
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Totally confused when the bloke from Go Compare jumped out from behind the voting screens !
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When will Woger be weleased then ?
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I am extremely happy to announce as of 11.42 this morning I became a proud Grandfather to a healthy baby boy. Daughter and son doing well, I am so elated!
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Try fooling your neighbours into thinking you've got a pet Otter by pinning the cats ears back and coating it's fur with Vasoline !
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A wallaby hops into a garden in Launceston and asks to see a TV crew
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The Impotence of being Earnest
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How painful is it to gird ones loins ?
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Would it be possible to claim on my Go Compare policy for the mental trauma caused by the annoying moustachioed tw@t !!!
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Petrol £20 gallon ? That must be an April Fuel thing !
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I really wanted to Twoggle a Drangle but unfortunately there aren't any currently available, is there an alternative?
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Earlier today I made a special trip to Crewe Bladder Works to purchase half a ton of lead balloons for Mothers Day. Unfortunately they had run out of string ! Will mother be disappointed?
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Seems next doors kids aren't too bright, they've challenged me to a water fight so I thought I'd type this whilst I'm waiting for the kettle to boil!