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But in these trying times, being spoonfed is sooooooooooo comforting...

Real 'men' don't read the instructions.

Downhill all the way.....

Time to start dropping hints about what you'd like for christmas!

Retirement and death grow ever closer. 

What are they drawing, horses and jousting poles?

Clitheroe, that small place near Horrocksford.

Do enlighten me please, I've led a very sheltered life !

It's a quote from the Bond film "Spectre"

You talkin' to me.....?

Look at you, you're a shambles!

Cameron's strongarm ta! Drunk by all Bogglers.

My Cordwangle is masked!

What he said. ^^^^

Much as I abhor the overly-sensitive attitude of many members of my generation.

And break the habits of a lifetime?!

Destrictions

Do I have to?

Then our troubles begin. I predict when my project nears it's deadline i'll be up to my knees on snow.

Io Saturnalia!

You too Mick....!

'Decree', that's what local councils like to do.

Unless there's been some unlicenced genetic engineering going on!

I totally agree with the o.p.

I totally agree with the o.p.

A guy made claims about me and has still failed to provide any evidence to back them up - because they are lies of course so there isn't any. Par for the course, type first, think - well never actually.

"I prefer collecting Brownie points." I prefer collecting chocolate brownies . . . . and eating them.

Brownie points - near impossible to earn, incredibly easy to lose.

Did you check for your wallet reevesthecat?

Pity the rest of the film was so dull.

You’re not thinking...?

Have a think how you could get it to work with a Faller road system....

"for the deluded and malcontent" - Brilliant!

Never read 'em - prefer the 'sense of adventure' approach...!

Get an adblocker that'll do the trick

Thats an interesting point, but have you considered that....

It's all my fault as I am a Socialist.

Yes. Right.

When walking through the park on Saturday I was passed by a supposed FunRun that contained an extremely high percentage of people wearing worryingly grim and determined expressions. Their definition of a fun-run is obviously a bit different to mine.

I prefer to wear Lycra when I run (rather than just a grim expression)

I seem to have missed all the fun.

Same here.

Fun .. ??

Trouble is, as I discovered on a 30 degree evening a few days ago, the paint can dry on the brush while you're using it! What might have been an effect of the extreme humidity was that the matt paint also dried glossy!

Completely agree, paint dried so fast that a figure I was "painting" turned into Mr Blobby...

Sadly it was a case of three kittens on our vests after about 30 minutes. Rather sad as Croatia looked out of it at the start. Weird.

100% agreed mate.

This morning I feel deflated and gutted, but proud at just how far we have gone in this tournament.

I agree too, to get to the semis with a new manager is no easy task, let’s hope this is the start of good things to come

What’s that then?

Tut tut...people pay more for "weathered" items...maybe it’s the same with clothes?

Pre-ripped jeans seem to be a thing, so you might be onto something there.

Modeller‘s fashion? Then again, that’s an oxymoron, isn’t it?

All rather bizarre....think I'll let my subscription lapse at renewal time.....