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  1. Radio 3 is perfectly capable of playing some decent, proper classical music but why do they have to deviate so often into the realms of psuedo-arty intellectual guff? Each time I turn over from Classic FM, in despair at the inane, repetitive adverts, I find some pontificating person spouting some clap-trap or the strident and discordant tones of modern so-called 'music' (or else it's jazz - aaargh!).

     

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Althought I do listen to Classic FM, the adverts just before 7am are designed to get me up and into the shower.  I gave up on Radio 3 after the BBC made it impossible to play R3 as an alarm setting on an Echo Dot.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      You lot sound like many people did when Rock and Roll first invaded. Music evolves but it must be frustrating for you all  as it has been been for many over the centuries. Just thank your lucky stars you don't live in North Korea or ArSefghanistan where you wouldn't be able to listen to any music other than shite propaganda.

      Off to listen to ELO now.

       

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I don't want to start an argument.

       

      However, my musical tastes are rather more flexible than some people might think. In addition to old-school classical music, I've also got CDs of Scott Joplin - Glenn Miller - Eric Coates - Bob Marley - Madness - Dire Straits - plus others.

       

      As for me referencing a comment by Karl Jenkins - that's right, I happen to like some of his music as well.

       

      In other words, I certainly don't take the line of music becoming extinct some time around 1850.

       

      For me, the most important bit about music is that it's got a recognizable tune (preferably one I happen to like). When it was composed is of less consequence to me.

       

      Although I happen to like a lot of music from a couple of centuries back, it's also possible that any real garbage that might have been written then has (thankfully) had plenty of chance to be forgotten.

       

      Unfortunately, this isn't yet true for some of the tuneless ***##!!*** that sometimes continues to pollute Radio 3 - the sort of muck that Howard Goodall (probably known for writing the themes used in "Blackadder" and "The Vicar of Dibley") politely suggested that no sane person in their right mind would choose to listen to.

  2. Repetitive tasks, mind-ful or mind-numbing?

     

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    2. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      I always find bush trimming therapeutic

    3. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Especially in the garden on a nice summer’s day.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I trim bushes in Brazil, every Autumn.

  3. Someone has just exploded what must have been £50 or more's worth of fireworks in about 30 seconds. Fireworks night = serious sense of humour failure here.

     

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    2. Ian Hargrave

      Ian Hargrave

      Same here. Why in a back garden ?

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Earlier in the evening we had some loons with 150 shot fire-and-forget fireworks, but its all gone quiet now.

       

      Thursday kicked off just after 4:30pm, and sounded more like a warzone by 6pm.....

       

       

       

    4. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      Half a Megaton loosed off up here over the weekend.

      Terriers going bonkers. 

  4. Sorry, but words fail me... - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66132158

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I thought we were going to call a day on all this?

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      "The Home Office confirmed that the cartoon characters painted on the walls of the asylum centre were painted over on Tuesday following the order from Mr Jenrick."

      There you go CK. My 'Virtue Signalling' has been confirmed.

      Pity Mr Bacon finds 'Pal' patronising isn't it considering it's a term used widely in the North between blokes!

      I'm outta here, but thanks CK for highlighting this obnoxious occurence.

    4. AY Mod

      AY Mod

      Another political argument. To save each side sniping at each other with reports taking up my time I'm locking it.

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      ... to put it mildly.

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      They're cyclers, in berk-shire.

      Says it all, really....

       

  5. The Bachmann Double Fairlie - was there ever a greater distance between 'need' and 'want?'

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    2. DK123GWR

      DK123GWR

      @AY Mod It's a smaller jump than you might imagine: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gartell_Light_Railway

      You just have to have them buy a slightly larger loco, and then find a way to justify all of those standard gauge things.

    3. DK123GWR

      DK123GWR

      The Heljan Beyer-Garratt must be a contender.

    4. truffy

      truffy

      @ian incorrect. Discussed. 

  6. The cost of posh fish & chips just got higher - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-66795225

     

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    2. St Enodoc

      St Enodoc

      Salt and vinegar are condiments, as is tartare sauce, it you're posh. Mushy peas are not. Nor are pickled eggs, although I didn't see those mentioned in the article.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I would never expect mushy peas to be supplied free, although I don't like 'em myself (CTMK used to have them).

       

      Do posh people eat pickled eggs, though?

       

    4. St Enodoc

      St Enodoc

      I wouldn't expect mushy peas or other side dishes to be free. Condiments, I would.

       

      I eat pickled eggs, when available. Draw your own conclusions.

  7. There's nothing offensive about custard.

     

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    2. Kris
    3. Compound2632

      Compound2632

      One of our most effective defensive deserts.

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Combined with Spotted Dick, absolutely unparalleled!

      Drool......

       

  8. This has been rumbling on for what seems like forever, but there finally seems to be some movement here now - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-66583474

     

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    2. St Enodoc

      St Enodoc

      Ah, so it's not a "new Torquay railway station" per se. I should have looked at a map first. I get it now. Thanks.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Despite having lived in the area for quite I while, I had never heard of 'Edginswell' before the initial announcement of a possible new station, a few years ago.

       

    4. LBRJ

      LBRJ

      Is this in or near Kingskerswell?

      The notion of a station there or thereabouts does seem to have been around for ever....

  9. This is a bit more uplifting, in a way - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54780430

     

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      But.....is it still Art d'harling ?

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I have checked with Quentin and he says it is still Art.

       

      Darling.

       

    4. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      He's now having a whale of a time celebrating his good fortune.

  10. This is excellent news - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-55937512

     

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    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Bow Street Runners - the predecessors to the police force. Obviously not obvious! I tried.

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      Sorry Oliver (!) - too subtle for me

    4. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      What the Dickens were we talking about?

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    2. truffy

      truffy

      And there was me thinking that Holyrood was the Hollywood of Europe. 

    3. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Odd place, Wrexham. 

    4. St Enodoc

      St Enodoc

      Fun Fact:

       

      My paternal grandmother came from Rhostyllen.

  11. This looks brilliant! - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-55661351

     

    (but I would say that, wouldn't I?!)

     

    1. St Enodoc

      St Enodoc

      You will, of course, have come across The Fisherman's Friends?

       

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisherman's_Friends

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Of course, thanks for the link though, they are excellent!

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      In times like these, viral videos are the last thing we need...    :jester:

       

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      But do the mice know about them?

       

    3. bgman

      bgman

      European cities have many artistic quirks which I have enjoyed over the years and this is just another to add to them.

      Sadly I wouldn't see that last long in this country which is a great pity as I am certain it would bring a smile to many peoples faces. Thank you CK.

    4. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      OMG, not only have we Covid to worry about, but there are now giant dogs pounding around Europe.

       

       

       

      ............Oh, my bad, it's a little building next to a little dog......

  12. Turnips - still not sure.

     

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Very few are...

       

  13. Vegetable soup.

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Green Onions?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpS-cOBK6Q

       

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      I find these Green onions more tasty:

       

       

      This is how I work out when airbrushing  (and making soup)

    4. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Who'd have thought it? I have to say the Gauge O Guild know how to party. 

  14. WARNING! WARNING!

    Mince pies already in the shops!

     

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    2. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      Sainsburys had an advent calendar for dogs in store today.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Were many dogs queuing up to buy one?

    4. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      No, but there were a couple of suspicious looking cats hanging about.

  15. Watching the covering of HM Queen's funeral, I noted one comment that the coffin of King George VI was conveyed from London to Windsor by train.

     

    Just as well that was not planned for yesterday, then - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-62952485

     

    I feel very sorry for those who's journeys were disrupted or even thwarted.

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    2. corneliuslundie

      corneliuslundie

      Of course, only the coffins of British monarchs since Victoria have actually travelled to their last resting place by train. Most travelled by "road" before there were any railways.

      Jonathan

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Mike - could a top & tailed (very short) Royal Train not run direct from the DML onto the Windsor branch and be accommodated at Windsor?

       

      I take the point about the road journey being easier for the Long Walk, though.

       

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Morning Cap'n,

       

      The train had to go to a specific line at Windsor in order to transfer the coffin.  I'm not sure if what is on the other side of where the transfer would take pace would still be accessible and if there's room to re-lay the line in question.  You also need somewhere to put the second train (yes, the plan involved two trains) and even back along that required some track to be laid to deal with them.  Top & tail wouldn't be a problem at all but it's a matter of gaining access to the right part of the station and that might no longer be possible.  the other problem is that the route available for the public to see the cortege would be very short (from either station) which would lead to crowd control problems.  I suspect that rail to windsor was taken out of the plan a good while back?

  16. Well, Radio 3 has been playing some half-decent classical music when I've been tuning in today, although the 1900 mix tape did get a bit avant-garde towards the end.

    1. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Only half decent?

       

      As in the first half was decent - but as for the second half ... ?

       

      I must admit - when it comes to Radio 3, the words "avant garde" fill me with dread.

       

      As I've previously mentioned, I've got no problem with more modern music - as long as it's got a tune.

       

      Unfortunately, for a number of years, some people connected with R3 appear to have had a fixation with "experimental music" - with the experiment seeming to consist of seeing if anyone can detect anything resembling a tune - if they can, the experiment has failed.

       

      Some of them seem to have been intent on inflicting a pan full of "musique concrete" on long suffering listeners.

       

      Not surprisingly, they miss the point. I only like one sort of concrete - the sort that's in an Art Deco building (especially if the building just happens to be Cardiff Central railway station).

       

      Unfortunately, this doesn't seem to be on offer. What is might possibly be of interest to Gillian McKeith (or, perhaps a proctologist) - it's unlikely to be of much interest to too many people round here.

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Brilliant. just needs a toiler roll holder and a copy of the latest MRJ.

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      I'm sorry to offend, (not my intension), but I have seen these several times and am always left with the impression of "open hanging out entrails". Awful awful pieces of "art". Sorry.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      But Art is Art, darling.

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    2. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Given the current moves to ban coal and wood burning, steam locos could be next!

    3. bgman
    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Quick!  Get a kettle!!!

  17. When attempting to send a letter to an address in Germany yesterday, I now find that instead of an 'EU destination' stamp, I now have to put three separate stamps on the envelope, to the total value of £1.45. Of course, there is no £1.45 stamp. You need one for £1.42, then one for 2p and (incredibly, they still exist) one for 1p.

    Is this some kind of Bre*it-related farce, I wonder?

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Don't get excited chaps.............104477072_288167482554986_5198752447038688583_n.jpg.a364e5de17430bb826db3ecb542dae2c.jpg.16b4a911d1824da7adca94f99bfad1cc.jpg

    3. 30368

      30368

      I can't see the lovely Plant Slaps?

    4. NHY 581
  18. Whither Authenticity?

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Stop being political CK; naughty Cap'n :o

      P

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Mr Duck, there can be no contemporaneous correlation between the axioms of light and shade and that of aesthetic figurative elucidation until the questions of Authenticity in Art is settled to everyone's satisfaction, Darling.

       

    4. bgman

      bgman

      A field of Rhubarb

  19. Who is Flora Dix and what does she want?

     

     

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I think you meant who Does Flora D1ck and that's what they want? Or is that far too crude?

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Far too crude!

       

    3. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      P1060797blog-1-01.jpeg.6f1f952452f0d28f1f7e170850460f16.jpeg

       

       

      Ex-LB&SCR D1x. 

       

      Original photo as credited........

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