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Only if he has an invisible ink pen!

Did he break the sound barrier? and make a sonic boom?

Oops sorry I had a vindaloo last night

This calls for a celebration!

The whole thing has been a bit of a marathon.

Was there any sherbert in this Flying Saucer?

Report it, the same as reporting anyone who has given you any bad comments on here if you do.

Reporting it tomorrow AM - will let you all know how it goes, cheers

I would have reported it straight away. When you do it in the morning they will log it but may do little else. However, your evidence may convince them to act; the BTP are fairly keen on crossing misuse (around here any way).

"I've always been at war with Eurasia" - what don't you like about my asia...? ;-)

We've always been at war with Eastasia

Watch out or the GWR Taliban might put a fatwa on you!

I was in Scotland staying in a hotel beside the Forth Railway Bridge. It was full of a lot of American visitors in shock...

I was doing PE on the field with my class at a small school in rural Dorset; a beautiful September day with not a cloud in the sky.

I knew nothing about what had happened (primary school's can be in a world of their own) until I was driving home and all the radio stations seemed to have news on them, which I felt strange for mid-afternoon. Took me awhile to realise the enormity of it all.

And definitely a "No Faster than 75mph" caveat.

I wonder how fast a Duchess would go down that bank if you were given the OK to thrash it to death.

This is the new Number of the Beast.

1042E

202056

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0.1.4.46

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Just caught the bit where you were dreaming of sterling singles (young nurses) and somersault signals (you should be so lucky ha ha)...

Good luck to you Dave.K.B.O.

Don't think there's a cure for always photographing a specific freight train at Eccles Road. Hope the hopiital stuff works out OK Dave.

Someone disagreed with a question I posted yesterday LOL

mallard60022 was not me

And despite underwhelming evidence to the contrary, I am not Spartacus

Amongst our weaponary are such diverse elements as ... fear, surprise and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Is your parrot still alive ?

I know what the real lyrics are, I saw Teardops enough, it was a sound alike

So, what you are saying is I haven't go an excuse to do my Michelin Man impression?

All I can say, guys, is that I'm glad I saw these comments this morning, rathat than late last night, when I would have been completely unprotected from the ensuing nightmares! Gok Wan- all is forgiven!! ;-)

Eccles stone back on? Think I've been caught more at Brandon by stone than passengers this last month.

Engineers train running 2hrs early, quick call to Control, top man on , and yes if it's ok with EH get it gone. Very happy driver

Dunno what you are worry about, there was a NR Service over 300hours late up here a few weeks back according to RT!!!!!!!

Is this the new in word ? Had never heard of it until one week ago!

Call me a taxi and let me get the *ell out of here!

What makes you think it's anything to do with RMWeb Simon ?

Yup that 'clean coal' system just faded away. I wonder why? I agree that other things should be developed for energy production but I also think energy wastage is rampant in this country.

Was there not a system called water "scrubbing" where the residue could be compressed into building materials? If the will was genuinely there it could be sorted. NAFI

It's a historic day, to be sure, but deep coal mining is a very dangerous & environmentally damaging industry. All the carbon capture technologies use a lot of energy themselves, & none works properly. Time to ditch coal, just like other redundant industries like charcoal burning and tin mining, sadly.

10, then I let it go again.

Told ya not to stick that little finger on your right into a full-grown Pikes gob!

**Funny**

Why did you let it go?

Because it bit my bl***y finger for ***** sake, can't you see you *******. Now get me a ******* ambulance before I b****y bleed to ******* death!

That Richard Cory's got a lot to answer for

And the Moon rose over an open field

It's just a bridge over troubled Milford Haven.

Here's my Revell 1/96th one:

always wanted one...

1969 parts later  

This is what is known as the 'Yoof's English'

HAPOS

dash dash dash dot dot dot

I'm giving 'er all she's got capt'n!

It's worse than that it's physics Jim

Resistance is Futile....... ;-)

Ely / Norwich shut until at least midday tomorrow now due to lightning strikes

This grief might have been mine 12 months ago...

Wrong type of electrostatics?

May I introduce you to Tom, our 7 month old 'kitten' who thought Mrs LNERGE would like a squirrel as a present last week. He jumped through the open living room window and landed on her lap with it. It isn't just the Harrier that has mastered vertical take off. Mrs LNERGE can do it too.

lol, put Tom on the stone on Wednesday, I'll put out the tabby(let) catcher for him

He's just returned from the vets after a little op that should calm him down a bit. I had nothing to do with it in case they got me too.

It was all part of the same sketch taken to logical absurdity.

Wuthering Heights: Semaphore

Julius Caesar: Aldis Lamp

Gunfight at the OK Corral: Morse Buzzer

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes: Smoke signals

I think they ran out of ideas at that point...

Marvellous! Well remembered!

It is also Emily Bronte's 200th.

Soooooo, the Inland Revenue has been relocated to Mars has it?

A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play!

A Mars a day helps your teeth rot away!!

When the enemy lives openly amongst you, what do you do?

26 dead so far, very sad.

It is truly awful. The lives of many Belgians will never be the same after today.

Dobris...

Speak some known language man!

Try Peter Sellers' "Sie Liebt Mich".... but not while drinking tea.