Worsdell forever

Repeat after me: "I will not become a chequebook modeller. I will not become a chequebook modeller..."

finds that sleeping in the nip is one way of reducing the heat. #naked

Is it my birthday/Christmas/anniversery. The missus came home with several packs of Lees teacakes, in jam,jaffa,mint and coconut flavours. Have I been very good?

Beast will today be mostly having a blood transfusion, some "intrusive" tests and hopefully a cure ! - brought to you by the N&NUH in Norwich,

I have officially banned, by Supreme Decree, the word 'awesome'.

Gateshead

Is painting sheep and trying not to fall asleep.

Is painting sheep and trying not to fall asleep.

wow that was a very loud bang in leeds.. wonder what that was?

Saw Get Carter was on ITV4, was looking forward to some Delitcs in the opening scenes, instead it is the American version with Mr Stalone and soem American loco instead of Deltics.

Beaten by a 15" Pizza

A big can of worms.

Caught Boris buying sweets this afternoon and he didn't give me any.

The kettle will have to go on again.

I've decided lining North Eastern loco is horrible & hellish

Is the name of the seemingly popular Nissan 'Qashqai' meant to evoke the expression 'cash cow?'

Oi! We don't get paid for today you know.

Boris was right! 2 66s and ballast on the NYMR.

Would customers kindly mind the gap between the train and the platform edge.

is now at war with 'Three'. Their stupid f***wit employees seem unable to read and interpret simple e-mails.

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I've just ordered my first Legobiffoman sound chip.

Hands up who thinks Andy Y's new pic looks like Mr Potato man!

Can anyone remember the colour of the horse in the tv series Black Beauty.

That breakfast was so good it was fit for Jehovah himself!