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  1. Blood Pressure is up - Cholesterol is down.

  2. Bruised by a Phlebotomist.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Queen of the South

    3. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Nanook of the north.

    4. Russ (mines a pint)

      Russ (mines a pint)

      on , I guess the sabbath too- I guess she wasnt working ;)

       

  3. We've gone on holiday by mistake.

  4. A Camberwell Carrott.

  5. Miss Blennerhassett, call the Police,there are two drunks in the Penrith Tea Rooms and I want them removed immediately.

  6. Cake and Fine Wine.

    1. steve22

      steve22

      Slimming World 'syns'?

    2. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      No - but only available in Penrith.

  7. Carlsberg and a Camberwell Carrot.

    1. Rugd1022

      Rugd1022

      Cool your boots man... ;-)

    2. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      ....or Cake and Fine Wine.

    3. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      That's politics isn't it?

  8. Fresh Fish and Prime Pork.

    1. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Hornby models of the 70s ?

    2. NGT6 1315
  9. Can mods and admin sort the message posting time out or are you waiting for the end of the month?

  10. Can mods and admin sort the time out or are you waiting for the end of the month?

  11. Crossing a line around the changes of the Summer.

  12. ELR Autumn Diesel this weekend.......and Carlsberg.

    1. Brian Hawkins

      Brian Hawkins

      Your in for a great weekend.........on the Carlsberg !

    2. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      ....but not the ELR then?

    3. Brian Hawkins

      Brian Hawkins

      In between pints of

      Carlsberg I'm sure you will !

  13. ELR Autumn Diesel this weekend.......and Carlsberg :)

  14. Sorry to interrupt your recreation, fellows, but it is time for Sgt. Pinback to feed the alien.

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      ... "Now it's time to go sleepy-bye you worthless piece of garbage".

    2. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      Dan O'Bannon = Legend

  15. Watching a teenager on Microsoft Goat Simulator on the XBOX - amusing - much better than Rail Simulator.

    1. big jim

      big jim

      i hate that so much, my eldest downloaded it, its weird

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Wha'??? There's a GOAT Simulator now!??

  16. Sanding Skirting Boards and Glossing Doors

  17. SolDhoop Sun Ilios Naytheet Ah Kin Saule Tonatiuh Qurax Gunes, Grian Surie Ir Samse

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'

    2. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      I seem to have wandered into "The Guardian" by mistake.....

  18. This calls for a Carlsberg.

  19. A Camberwell Carrott.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      An assault rifle.

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Five parsnips and a choice of beetroot

  20. Stand and fight we do consider Reminded of an inner pact between us That's seen as we go And ride there In motion To fields in debts of honour defending

    1. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      I know, watching Chelsea's enough to send anyone delirious

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Up the Academicals!

  21. Blackburn & East Lancashire show tomorrow (Out of Accrington) first time teenager free as he is lost to the XBOX generation - just the usual rucksacks to negotiate. Going on the 10:00am off Preston truly one of the Worlds greatest railway journeys.

  22. Blackburn & East Lancashire show tomorrow (Out of Accrington) first time teenager free...! as he is lost to the XBOX generation - just the usual rucksacks to negotiate now it's the 10:00am off Preston tomorrow one of the Worlds greatest railway journeys.

  23. Cake and Fine Wine.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Lard on toast

    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Health food/

       

      Well, it makes some people FEEL good, anyway ... .

  24. Sunny days, drunken nights You smile and say, it's alright But oh the cold cold rain At the mention of your name

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