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  1. A lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade, Laying everybody low with a love song that he made, Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade. Says something like you and me babe how about it?

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      I dreamed your dreams for you, but now your dream is real.

    3. Captain Kernow
    4. peach james
  2. When no one else can understand me, when everything I thing I do is wrong, you give home and consolation, you give strength to carry on....

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    2. westerhamstation

      westerhamstation

      Gracie Fields sang the best version

    3. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Absolute rubbish.

    4. The Black Hat

      The Black Hat

      I'm just putting on first lines of records to see if people pick them up... getting good replies.

  3. Walking across the sitting-room, I turn the television off. Sitting beside you, I look into your eyes. As the sound of motor cars fades in the night time, I swear I saw your face change, it didn't seem quite right.

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    2. 46444

      46444

      Nice weather...

    3. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      Chips tonight dear?

    4. rembrow

      rembrow

      Sorry were you watching QVC?

  4. is wondering if Hornby will go north?

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      "Go West, life is peaceful there, / Go West, in the open air..."

    3. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      less controversial than going east at any rate.

    4. TheSignalEngineer

      TheSignalEngineer

      There may be a few tin sheds available in Binns Road.

  5. Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs Of every head he's had the pleasure to know. And all the people that come and go Stop and say "Hello"...

  6. When are you gonna come down? When are you going to land? I should have stayed on the farm, I should have listened to my old man, You know you can't hold me forever, I didn't sign up with you, I'm not a present for your friends to open, This boy's too young to be singing the blues..

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    2. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      Goodbye you narrow-backed toad. . .

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Follow the yellow sick toad!

    4. neal

      neal

      The long goodbye.......not sure his voice will last 3 years!

  7. It's the most wonderful time of the year, With the kids jingle belling, And everyone telling you be of good cheer, It's the most wonderful time of the year...

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Bah!

       

      Humbug!

       

      (With bells on....)

    3. BoD

      BoD

      Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Looks like Christmas day will be more like summer - we have rain forecast.

  8. I want my... I want my MTV. I want my... I want my MTV... I want my... I want my MTV.

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      That reminds me must pay my TV Licence

    3. Captain Kernow
    4. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Isn't that a tippler wagon? Scratch build it?

  9. Johny's in the basement, Mixing up the medicine, I'm on the pavement, Thinking about the government, The man in a trench coat, Badge out, laid off, Says he's got a bad cough, Wants to get it paid off....

  10. My brother Jake, Hat, shades, Head in a daze. My brother Jake, Have you though about, Changin' your ways? He goes out, He don't have no doubt, He don't have to know, What the world's about.

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    2. cb900f

      cb900f

      He goes out,

      He don't have no doubt,

      He don't have to know,

      What the worlds about.

       

      Well that's 4 members who have good taste in Rock.

       

      Still have the original 45 from 1971

    3. The Black Hat

      The Black Hat

      in 1971 I had to wait 12 more years till I was around!

    4. cb900f

      cb900f

      Oh to be young.

  11. Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky, Stormy weather, Since my girl and I ain't together, Keeps rainin' all of the time...

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    2. Horsetan
    3. Barry O

      Barry O

      don't know why, there's no Steak and Kidney Pie... salmonella...

    4. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      Sam and Janet evening . . . .

  12. She stood there bright as the sun, On that California coast, He was a Midwestern boy on his own, She looked at him with those soft eyes, So innocent and blue, He knew right then he was too far from home, He was too far from home, She took his hand and she led him along that golden beach, They watched the waves tumble over the sand, They drove for miles and miles, Up those twisting turning roads, Higher and higher and higher they climbed...

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    2. DCB

      DCB

      Don't keep us in suspemse, what sort of train did they find in the mountains?

    3. bgman
    4. steveNCB7754

      steveNCB7754

      … until the battery on his Tesla ran flat and he remembered that there were still no charging points in that part of the state. As he stared at the dashboard, the words 'DON'T PANIC!' appeared in large friendly letters, which was an oddity in itself (waits for audience applause, not a sausage).

  13. I went down to the crossroads, Fell down on my knees. I went down to the crossroads, Fell down on my knees. Asked the Lord above for mercy, "Save me if you please."

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    2. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Have you lot been drinking..?

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Acorn Antiques

    4. highpeakman

      highpeakman

      Ah, the Cream of music indeed!

  14. A bottle of white, a bottle of red, Perhaps a bottle of rose instead, We'll get a table near the street, In our old familiar place, You and I - face to face. A bottle of red, a bottle of white, It all depends upon your appetite, I'll meet you any time you want, In our Italian Restaurant

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    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      or 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps?

    3. MarkC

      MarkC

      Still, a bit of Billy Joel makes a change - a 'blast from the past', as it were...

    4. Tim V

      Tim V

      Good album that was

  15. There's sunshine in my stomach, Like I just rocked my baby to sleep. There's sunshine in my stomach, And I can't keep me from creeping sleep, Sleep, deep in the deep.

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    2. hymek2

      hymek2

      Read the first five words and the tunes in my head. Nice.

    3. DonB

      DonB

      Another crib from someone else's lyric -- unattributed again!!,

    4. The Black Hat

      The Black Hat

      its supposed to be unattributed - that means you need to figure out where its from!

  16. When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you, When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you If I get drunk, well, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you, And if I haver, hey, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you...

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    2. Liam

      Liam

      Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to...

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Thought you were going to be putting your blue jeans on...

    4. Jinty3f

      Jinty3f

      Happy birthday to you...

  17. Clair, The moment I met you, I swear I felt as if something, somewhere, Had happened to me, Which I couldn't see, And then the moment I met you again, I knew in my heart that we were friends...

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    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Careful there's a very thin line between admiration and obsession

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      I'm going to capture my breath - what is left of it

    4. 45568

      45568

      I always sang:' Claire,although you have green ###### hair..'

      But it was a time ago!

  18. I couldn't figure why You couldn't give me what everybody needs, I shouldn't let you kick me when I'm down, My baby I find out everybody knows, That you've been using me, I'm surprised you Let me stay around you, One day I'm gonna lift the cover, And look inside your heart, We gotta level before we go, And tear this love apart..

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      I can't decipher this. I guess you win again.

    3. Jinty3f

      Jinty3f

      Mary had a little lamb, she stuck it in a bucket.....

    4. The Ghost of IKB

      The Ghost of IKB

      Take two of the blue round ones and call me in the morning

  19. In the white room with black curtains near the station, Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings, Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes, Dawnlight smiles on you leaving, my contentment I'll wait in this place where the sun never shines...

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    2. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Although you've missed the line about "restless diesels"...

    3. Jinty3f

      Jinty3f

      Random line from long forgotten song.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I don't think I'd be happy having to wait for somebody in a place where the sun never shines.

  20. It's a god-awful small affair, To the girl with the mousy hair, But her mummy is yelling, "No!" And her daddy has told her to go, But her friend is nowhere to be seen, Now she walks through her sunken dream, To the seat with the clearest view, And she's hooked to the silver screen...

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Is there life before death? Reading Thomas Hardy you'd be hard pressed to think there was.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I think you might ask the same question after reading the newspapers every day....

    4. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      The chances of anything coming from Mars are amillion to one . . .

  21. Seen the lights go out Broadway, I saw the Empire State laid low, And life went on beyond the Palisades, They all bought Cadillacs And left there long ago...

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Do you not think Miami would be nicer this time of year?

    3. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      brought not bought

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I've seen the future, brother. It is murder.

  22. The sun had been up for a couple of hours, Covered the ground with a layer of gold. Spirits were high and the raining had stopped, The larder was low, But boy that wasn't all. Eleventh Earl of Mar Couldn't get them very far. Daddy! Oh Daddy, You Promised.

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    2. LNERGE

      LNERGE

      It's been a while. i only have it on vinyl and really can't be botherthed to go looking for it let alone setting up something to play it on then explaining to the kids what it is...

    3. ian

      ian

      Now have it as an earworm.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      What's all this about? Very odd weather you're describing, anyway.

  23. Stood still on a highway, I saw a woman, by the side of the road, with a face that I knew like my own...

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    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Is that highway to a hot place? (cryptic)

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Certainly sounds like it - a Chris Rea classic.

    4. rembrow

      rembrow

      You're sister perhaps?

  24. Dark and grey, an English film, the Wednesday Play. We always watch the Queen on Christmas Day Won't you stay? Though your eyes see shipwrecked sailors you're still dry, The outlook's fine though Wales might have some rain, Saved again.

    1. LNERGE

      LNERGE

      Have you got wind (and wuthering)?

    2. davefrk

      davefrk

      Will be seeing Mr Hackett next month.

    3. DCB

      DCB

      Reminds me of the great Wm McGonegal of Tay Bridge fame.

       

  25. I hold you, I touch you, In a maze can't find my way, I think you, I drink you, I'm being served you on a tray, You see girl, That's what I go through every day, Is this the way it should feel?

    1. 46444

      46444

      How about a nice cup of sweet tea and a digestive biscuit instead?..,,,

    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Whatever happened to Sanatogen for times like this?

    3. The Black Hat
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