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  1. Dead Ringers........

    1. beast66606
    2. DonB

      DonB

      In the church tower?

  2. Has had a major crotch seam failure in the trouser department whilst at work today.... :O

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      You've just got back from the Windy City?

    3. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      It is said in some quarters with reference such an event as this, "A dead bird never falls out of the nest".

    4. NGT6 1315
  3. Margo and Jerry...

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Don't bleed in the sink

    3. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      Checkbook,Jerry!

    4. Bulwell Hall

      Bulwell Hall

      That's the last time I play the tart for you Jerry!

  4. Quite fancies a Volvo 240 Estate....

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    2. Waverley47708

      Waverley47708

      Was going to say me to when i thought you were talking about the Oxford Diecast release.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Is the feeling mutual?

    4. 46444

      46444

      Purely platonic

  5. Solomon Brown. 19/12/1981.

  6. Feels that mince pie contemplation is far too polite and hoarding a stash in his drawer is a more satifactory solution....

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    2. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      As an extra precaution, always lock the drawer (you can give me the key for safe keeping)!

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Wise man say excessive mince pie consumption lead to Dharma Initiative.

    4. coachmann

      coachmann

      I bought the mince but the wrong pastry, so in the doghouse at the minute...

  7. Feels that mince pie conte

  8. After quiet contemplation I went to the kitchen at work today for a lovely mince pie to find they had all been scoffed!....

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    2. Tim V

      Tim V

      Should have been quicker.

    3. Jamie

      Jamie

      He who contemplates is lost...

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Perhaps you should have contemplated with your hand on the lid of the mince pie container?

  9. Is contemplating a mince pie.....

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    2. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Lucky you. If I had one I wouldn't just contemplate it!

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      That sounds like real restraint - only ONE mince pie?

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      That's the one to be contemplated whilst you scoff the rest of the box.

  10. Do you think that's wise sir?..

  11. Harrowden Junction...

    1. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      You're really 'up the junction'...

       

    2. 46444

      46444

      Class! A nice bit of Sqeeze...

  12. The English Patient....

  13. Saga & Henrik.....

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Four thousand sausages in Blackburn, Lancashire

    2. NGT6 1315
  14. Saga & Henrik...

    1. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      She is something :D

    2. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Pay up or I'll tell you how it ends ;-)

  15. Just eaten a very tasty vegetable tagine with couscous......

    1. Tim V
    2. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      You eat well don't you.

  16. Pearly Dewdrops Drop....

  17. Blue Bell Knoll....

    1. trainmaster247

      trainmaster247

      Insert witty reply here

    2. NGT6 1315
    3. bgman

      bgman

      Is where the fairies shot their president !

  18. Far from the Madding Crowd.....

  19. Your twisting my melon man......

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Smoothie maker !

    2. beast66606
    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Pills 'N Thrills And Bellyaches!

  20. Officer Crabtree.....

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    2. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Ah, popped at the pist.

    3. Captain Kernow
    4. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty.

       

       

  21. Officer Crabtree.....

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