Tangoman69
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After a trip down to Kings Cross this morning for a meeting, a very nice Old Golden Hen was waiting for me when I got home after the return trip.
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Mojo back today, painting rails rusty & building up platforms. Alarm set for 0500, as I am on the 0612 down to KX for meetings in the smoke. Night all!
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The woman who created the mobile phone package where you supply your own handset has sadly passed away... R.I.P Simone Lee
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I had to eek the time out somehow :-)
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Posted the Walmart picture on a forces Facebook page and the response from Facebook was‘your post goes against our Community Standards on hate speech’ I’m speechless
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Looking at the weather app to check so I just asked Siri: "Surely its not going to rain again today?" It replied, "it is, and don't call me Shirley!" Forgotten to take my phone off Airplane mode!!
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Is it just me…… or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing ?
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I’ve just bought a second hand DeLorean car, but I’ll probably only use it from time to time....
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With Christmas coming, get your applications in early
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After stumbling into my first AA meeting last night, I sat down and said, "Hello, I'm Geordie and I'm an Alcoholic." "Are you drunk right now?" Asked some guy. "Yes," I slurred. "Thought so," he replied,"this is a mosque!!..
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On average most men have sex 3 to 4 times a week except for Eskimos they're lucky if they have it twice a year. This news is distressing and came as somewhat of a shock to me as I had no idea I was an Eskimo...
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Just been reading today that winemakers have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. The aim is to reduce the number of trips to the bathroom that older people have to make during the night. They're going to call it, "Pinot More".
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Anyone missing a Mother-in-Law??
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Noticing a fat couple kissing, my missus said, "Have you ever snogged with a fat girl before? In hindsight "No, you're the first dear" probably wasn't my smartest response.....
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My mate was having a tattoo of an Indian on his back. Halfway through he said to the tattooist "Don't forget his tomahawk." The tattooist said, "Give me a chance mate, I ain't finished his turban yet."
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It’s snowing, and sticking! Doesn’t the weather know it’s still October!
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Bloke meets a girl in a club one night and ends up getting his end away with her. The following morning she is walking through the local Tesco and spots the bloke stacking washing powder on a plinth. She yells "You b@£tard !!" He looks up but says nothing. She carries on "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot !!" He replies "No I didn't...I said I was part of the Aerial Display Team"
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When i was little, my parents used to dip me into cheap Australian Lager, it wasn't till I was 18 that I realised I was fostered....
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My wife told me to dispose of my red hot chilly peppers memorabilia. She made me give it away, give it away, give it away now...
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My girlfriend has started using wireless bras. It’s tricky enough as it is, now I need a password!
