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Been to the library. I asked the librarian if she had any books about Paranoia She whispered “They’re behind you” Poor Cliff Richard is still getting online abuse, He’s got himself some spying, talking, tweeting, stalking, living troll.

The wife left me today because of my obsession with The Pet Shop Boys. What have I What have I What have I done to deserve this?

Family hacked off because I put ginger in the curry last night. They loved that cat.

Proof that woman do things just to start an argument. My misses rang me at work today and said "I've not had time to start tea,do you fancy going out for some". "yeah that sounds good" I replied. When I got home from the restaurant there she was sat at the kitchen table with a face like thunder.

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I honestly completely forgot what I was going to say.

This definitely one for the diary! Birthday weekend to boot

Tip of the day for Yorkies Don't pay £2 to have a shirt dry cleaned, donate it to charity shop, they clean it and put it on a hanger. You can buy it back for 75 pence the next day!

Just found £12.98 and a hat in town. I thought another lad was going to pick it up, but he was more interested in playing a guitar!

I've just stocked my fridge with beers for the World Cup, customised for each match. I've got. . . San Miguel for when Spain is playing because it's Spanish. Becks for when Germany is playing because it's German. Leffe for when Belgium is playing because it’s Belgian. . . . and Carling for when England is playing because it's not very good!

Apologies, long day.Plan was to put it on a Facebook page, but just checked and it isn’t there

I asked my wife if she would like me to buy her a ring for her birthday, she said "nothing would make me happier" So I got her nothing...

During her physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors. "Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I went to the bathroom behind some big trees. I ran away from an irate mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull Elk. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine. Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoor woman!" "No," the woman replied, "I'm just a really, really shite golfer".

Have a look at the Precision Ice & Snow website for inspiration for the winter scenes. https://www.precisioniceandsnow.com/ Regards Karl

A survey was recently conducted on the effects of drinking excessive alcohol and walking. And the results were staggering...

Wembley: England 2 Nigeria 1 The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Friday’s performance that they have said they will personally refund all the expenses of their fans who travelled to support them. All they need to do is send their bank details, sort codes and PIN numbers and they will transfer the money straight to them.

At school, everyone mocked me when I told them that, one day, I would discover the secret of invisibility. If only they could see me now....

Eyelid inspection over, time for a S, S & S before catching the 0638 to Birmingham. Down to complete 3 interviews today before a catch-up in Ashby-de-la-Zouch and a day auditing Ericsson tomorrow. 2 x 3 hour journeys on a Voyager in the next 2 days, oh joy...

Jim, What is the source of your LEDs? They look superb on the Beilhack! Regards, Karl

Met Alfie Boe’s brother, Harry. He’s a sweet guy....