Satan's Goldfish
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This is a long shot, but one of the traders at Warley had an old 'Scankit' Volvo lorry kit, can anyone remember which trader this was?!
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Mrs SG: 'It's black Friday tomorrow!' Me: 'Tomorrow is Monday.' Shopping logic.
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Brownie points earned, finally hung Mrs SG's 'chandelier' in the dining room. That will hopefully keep her happy until my next 'accidental' ebay trip....
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Watching Michael Portillo do Greece, Greek trains look rather good! .... Bad thoughts, bad thoughts!
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Taking Mrs SG a different way to previously. Mrs SG: 'Oh, I didn't know you could come in this way.' Me: '.....that's what she said....' Seriously, how has she not beaten me to death yet?
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Well, that's 6 wagons I didn't expect to win..... I'd better let Mrs SG go shopping with my card next weekend.
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to set up a therapeutic figure 8 of LGB or not to set up a therapeutic figure 8 of LGB.......on the living room floor. That is the question. Does the therapy out weigh Mrs SG's disapproval. ...
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Mrs SG made me a Bacon Sandwich this morning before my first proper full day at the new office. a really lovely treat I thought and was very grateful. Then I saw the news. I think she really is trying to kill me!
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http://newsthump.com/2015/10/26/joy-of-bacon-sandwich-overrides-cancer-risk-says-everyone/
warning, language content, but I agree!
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Context: I'd 'cut myself', lots of fluid everywhere. Mrs SG: '###### ###### it's like mount Vasovius!' Me: 'what, dormant but with the ability to destroy a city?' .......
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internet, how I've missed you! only taken sky and openreach 2 weeks longer than the 1 day originally quoted.
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apparently (according to Mrs SG), my axe is not the correct tool to be killing spiders with. I beg to differ. In other news, I used to have a shed.......
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###### ###### ###### ###### ###### just accidently bid on ebay while attempting to just press 'watch'. Stupid touch screen tablet! Well that means I'm kind of guaranteed to win then. ######.
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southern fried chicken fillet in a hot and spicy pizza sandwich.....I'm pretty sure that covers my 5 a day.
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Mrs SG: 'I woke up and it was wet.' Me: '...........fnarr fnarr....' Queue disaproving look (she was talking about the weather).
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At what point do you let everyone else know you've had a good idea without risking sudden competition for currently cheap items on ebay? Also, got given an extra bag of chips earlier which won't get eaten, so lets have a moments silence for our needlessly slaughtered potato brothers.
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An overheard conversation at work between 'Jimmy' and 'Dips'. Jimmy: 'Dips, why has your name been scribbled out and mine added for unlocking the building next weeks?' Dips: 'I don't know what you're on about, I haven't changed it.' Jimmy: 'it's been changed for some reason on the 17th and 18th of August.' Me: 'it's September Jimmy........' they let this man vote!
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Yesterday was a good day. Mrs SG was on stage as a warm up act for the mighty Chesney Hawkes!!!!! Although Mrs SG didn't have a gag-inducing whale exposing herself to the stage during Mrs SGs first song, unlike Mr Hawkes. Poor man. #whatsseencannotbeunseen!
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just emptied the shed. massive spiders. I feel setting it on fire would not have been an overreaction. Mrs SG disagrees.
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just dropped Mrs SG in town for a meeting. Mrs SG: 'I'll give you a call when I'm finished, should be a couple of hours.' Me: 'ok, speak to you in a bit.' So, I've just got home and found Mrs SG's mobile on the sofa........should I do as instructed and wait for her to ring me? :-D
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Wasn't a meeting I would have been able to interupt to return it unfortunately. But there to pick her up I was, in time so she didn't have to wait around :-) (and make up for the offensive joke i told her yesterday, which she didn't get, and lost it's funny when i had to explain it to her, and she was proper disgusted with me for it (still debating whether said joke is RMWeb safe or not)) Now to see about those brownie points and holding of something delicate....
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My nephew starts year 1 at school tomorrow. is he worried about returning to school after 6 weeks of holiday? No. Is he worried about the increased work load being a year older will bring? No. Is he worried that his new teacher will support Ipswich or Southampton rather than Norwich? Yes. Very very yes.
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Problems setting up Buy and Sell.....too tired for this! so, on a lighter note; Mrs SG holds out pepsi glass: 'Can I have a top up please?' Me, lifts bottom of shirt up to head. Mrs SG: '.....No.'
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Heard on the news earlier that the gunman that shot dead a reporter and camera man live on air sent a fax to a rival broadcaster saying 'he was a powder keg of anger'. Now as tragic as these events were, surely the real news is SOMEONE WAS STILL USING A FAX MACHINE!!!
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Just went to get myself a fresh shirt out of the fridge......must be a Tuesday...
