RMweb Gold teaky Posted July 2, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 2, 2019 Some comedy just writes itself. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-48837704 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, teaky said: Some comedy just writes itself. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-48837704 And now everyone is taking the Mickey? 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Kingzance Posted July 2, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 2, 2019 48 minutes ago, Titan said: And now everyone is taking the Mickey? By heck, a cafe on five floors and occupying 161,000ft2, your soup would be cold by the time it reaches your table. I suppose that would deter any flies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted July 2, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Kingzance said: By heck, a cafe on five floors and occupying 161,000ft2, your soup would be cold by the time it reaches your table. I suppose that would deter any flies. We're going to get all the 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup' gags next 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buhar Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Waiter! There's a fly in my soup. I'm terribly sorry, sir. On behalf of the management please accept our apologies. I will bring a fresh bowl and the entire meal will be with our complements. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted July 2, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 2, 2019 Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Backstroke, I think sir. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted July 2, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 2, 2019 Waiter, do you know there's a fly in my soup? You hum it sir and I'll play along on the spoons. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted July 2, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 2, 2019 Waiter, why is there a fly in my soup? We're out of cockroaches sir. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Many years ago, when I was a mere whipper-snapper, I bought some currant buns from the local bakers. My mum cut them in half to butter them, and found a fly in one of them. She sent me back to complain. The baker apologised and gave me a replacement currant. 2 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium TheQ Posted July 2, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby47 said: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? He's lost, Sir, he couldn't find the current buns in this 161000ft store 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted July 2, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 2, 2019 2 hours ago, TheQ said: He's lost, Sir, he couldn't find the current buns in this 161000ft store , but could he find the old ones? Mike. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted July 2, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 2, 2019 Customer: Walter! There's a snake in my boots! Walter: Don't shout, everyone will want one! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Dave Hunt Posted July 2, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 2, 2019 "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup." " Would you like me to get you some more Sir? There's thousands of them in the kitchen." I'll get me coat..... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted July 2, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 2, 2019 This running lark is easy. 5 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted July 3, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 3, 2019 9 hours ago, BoD said: This running lark is easy. My idea of exercise! Mike. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted July 3, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 3, 2019 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 G'day Folks 4 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Saunders Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 6 hours ago, manna said: G'day Folks It will soon be a medicalised condition and covered under discrimination legislation! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted July 4, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 4, 2019 Funniest video ever? 3 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 yesterdays facebook outage has cost me thousands in phone calls ringing all my friends to ask em what they had for breakfast dinner and tea 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium TheQ Posted July 4, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 4, 2019 23 hours ago, Sidecar Racer said: Some people working with me, managed to hit the car park light in the middle of RAF Leeming Avionics Car park (before the building was officially in use) when the car park was empty... at least they had the decency to do it backwards.. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 15 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 I thought that might be in Wigan, but it's London. Don't go though. It's got poor hygiene reviews. https://www.google.co.uk/search?source=hp&ei=iJIeXfm_JtLosAeKkLeABQ&q=wok+n+pie&oq=wok+n+pie&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0l2j0i22i30.379.6882..8232...0.0..0.86.602.9......0....1..gws-wiz.....0..0i131.0xvKwDV8TEY Jason 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two_sugars Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 I won't bother. . . . . at 264 miles each way, the pie would be cold by the time I got it home. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 7 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: I thought that might be in Wigan, but it's London. Don't go though. It's got poor hygiene reviews. https://www.google.co.uk/search?source=hp&ei=iJIeXfm_JtLosAeKkLeABQ&q=wok+n+pie&oq=wok+n+pie&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0l2j0i22i30.379.6882..8232...0.0..0.86.602.9......0....1..gws-wiz.....0..0i131.0xvKwDV8TEY Jason Well! Just walk on by then!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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