steve1 Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Another good reason not to try eating one... steve 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Melrose Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I still prefer: DOCTORS COMPLAIN - LACK OF OPENINGS FOR YOUNG MEN Stan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 G'Day Folks 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 I first read that as 'house' and it made sense until I got to the 'stables' punchline! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DavidR Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 (edited) Another good reason not to try eating one... Other great headlines from the past include: 'Monty flies back to front'. 'Fuchs off to the Antarctic' (relating to Dr. Vivian Fuchs, explorer). 'Peer's Seat Burns - ancient pile destroyed'. 'King Zog Flees' (Albanian Monarch to 1939). And an apology I saw in a newspaper, that went (approximately): 'We regret that due to an editorial error in last week's edition, we stated that the bride and groom would be living with the bride's father. We are happy to point out that the newly married couple will, in fact, be living at The Old Manse'. Hat, coat, off. Edited December 7, 2017 by DavidR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Other great headlines from the past include: 'Monty flies back to front'. 'Fuchs off to the Antarctic' (relating to Dr. Vivian Fuchs, explorer). 'Peer's Seat Burns - ancient pile destroyed'. 'King Zog Flees' (Albanian Monarch to 1939). And an apology I saw in a newspaper, that went (approximately): 'We regret that due to an editorial error in last week's edition, we stated that the bride and groom would be living with the bride's father. We are happy to point out that the newly married couple will, in fact, be living at The Old Manse'. Hat, coat, off. Some crackers here https://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/10/25-crazy-news-headlines-that-will-make-you-laugh-yourself-silly/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG John Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Some crackers here https://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/10/25-crazy-news-headlines-that-will-make-you-laugh-yourself-silly/ Is a seance with a homicide victim admissible as evidence? https://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/img-moonbuggy-org.jpeg?resize=500,194&quality=95&strip=all&crop=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG John Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 As I've recently bought a CNC milling machine and a 3D printer, I'd like to make one of these. Do you think it would be difficult? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arthur Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Just bought my wife’s Christmas present, seemed so suitable. Can’t wait to see her face on Christmas morning; . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidR Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 On a railway theme, reporting on a recent wedding.............. 'The brides dress was in peach organza and her train was the 3.23 from Redhill......................' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted December 7, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 7, 2017 As I've recently bought a CNC milling machine and a 3D printer, I'd like to make one of these. Do you think it would be difficult? 24852353_1906519106028374_6554366963304727376_n.jpg What's so difficult about that?, most of my etched brass kits look similar. Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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eastwestdivide Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 (edited) The Met Office has issued a warning about yellow snow. I suppose they mean "Don't eat it". Edited December 7, 2017 by eastwestdivide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG John Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 What's so difficult about that?, most of my etched brass kits look similar. Mike. Presumably you failed as a designer of etched brass kits then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BG John Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 The justification I need to just do railway modelling, and not worry about the so called important stuff that I should be doing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 .....And an apology I saw in a newspaper, that went (approximately): 'We regret that due to an editorial error in last week's edition..... "....the correct headline should have read Pen Is Mightier Than Sword" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Man cements his head in a microwavehttp://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/man-cements-head-microwave-rescue-effort-a8098311.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Some crackers here https://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/10/25-crazy-news-headlines-that-will-make-you-laugh-yourself-silly/ 13. This Is Glouchestershire Um, wha..? C6T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesysmith Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 I had to post it again, because does every one else when they read this hear the admiral from the film saying "its a trap"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MarcD Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 I wondered what Bob was up to these days! Now we know. Marc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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