Hroth Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 1 hour ago, The Johnster said: Not backpack-boy's fault if the greed of the supermarket owner dictates that the aisles are too narrow. If you can't get a pack through, then passing trolleys are going to be a problem. Though in reality its just a spot of axe-grinding by a cartoonist with a beef! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 1 hour ago, luckymucklebackit said: True story, Foreman tells the apprentice to go to the shop and get him 20 Woodbine. Apprentice says, what will I get if they don't have Woodbine? Foreman tells him to just get anything... Apprentice came back with two pies! I'm guessing the foreman the day before had told the apprentice to go the the company 'stores' to get a "long weight" - which the store keeper obliged with a "long wait". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted April 21 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 21 1 hour ago, Hroth said: Though in reality its just a spot of axe-grinding by a cartoonist with a beef! Nah, the beef’ll be in the fridge or on the fresh meat counter… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium John Besley Posted April 21 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 21 On 19/04/2024 at 20:25, Stanley Melrose said: It would seem that Boeing have tried to disprove that recently . . . They may have seen a window of opportunity... 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium John Besley Posted April 21 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 21 2 hours ago, luckymucklebackit said: True story, Foreman tells the apprentice to go to the shop and get him 20 Woodbine. Apprentice says, what will I get if they don't have Woodbine? Foreman tells him to just get anything... Apprentice came back with two pies! Which reminds me of a story one of my work colleagues told me.... A few years ago he worked as a service engineer in a motorbike garage opposite was the typical autospares supplier run by mature women... He sent the new apprentice over the road with a note for 15' of fallopian tubing.... watching from the office window he could see the poor apprentice getting the mick ripped out of him... he arrived back very embarrassed and red faced... An email arrived shortly with one huge grin emoji from the 'ladies over the road' 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Nick C Posted April 21 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 21 9 hours ago, PeterStiles said: Although I do have a fondness for Old English where word order was relatively unimportant thanks to the way word-endings differentiate between Object and Subject, so that no matter how you organised the three words "king, kill & queen" you'd know whodunnit. Still the case with many European languages... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted April 21 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 21 The things motor mechanics find in cars. https://www.boredpanda.com/interesting-car-mechanic-finds/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Newsletter_April&utm_term=April_21 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted April 21 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 21 11 hours ago, PhilJ W said: That was an ad on Reddit five years ago. That's a longer gap than some of the jokes on here..... 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium melmerby Posted April 22 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 22 45 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: Wot? No elbow & knee pads?😁 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted April 22 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 22 1 hour ago, melmerby said: Wot? No elbow & knee pads?😁 No Kevlar mittens either....😉 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Nevermind that. Where's my UberEATS/Just Eat/Deliveroo!? Anyone who lives in a city will know what I mean. Most of the people on those things are either students or delivering food... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium MJI Posted April 22 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 22 17 hours ago, PhilJ W said: The things motor mechanics find in cars. https://www.boredpanda.com/interesting-car-mechanic-finds/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Newsletter_April&utm_term=April_21 9 looks like a Discovery 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 4 hours ago, Sidecar Racer said: I'm not sure I'd be smiling... 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcredfer Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 (edited) Deleted Edited April 23 by jcredfer No longer relevant 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted April 22 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 22 3 hours ago, jcredfer said: Not so and not even close. Given the thread title, I read through it, expecting something something like a joke. Instead, somewhat of a disappointment, c'est la vie..... Hmmm, the original has vanished! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 (edited) 7 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: Hmmm, the original has vanished! I removed mine, too; in respect. Edited April 23 by jcredfer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tangoman69 Posted April 23 Popular Post Share Posted April 23 "Hello, is that the cricket club?" "Yes." "Could I speak to Mike please?" "I'm afraid he's in at the moment. I'll get him to call you back when he's out." 4 1 16 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 1 hour ago, Tangoman69 said: "Hello, is that the cricket club?" "Yes." "Could I speak to Mike please?" "I'm afraid he's in at the moment. I'll get him to call you back when he's out." Shades of Major Major Major Major 🤨! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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