lyndonsdad1 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 That fella with the black bike, i'll stop him, i'll put a spoke in his wheel! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew P Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 I've just been catching up on the last couple of pages and what a shame that a wonderful Station has been so defaced by all those posters. On a serious note, although I have voted for Bacup I would also dearly love to see this in print in BRM very soon. You have some superb cameos and some really nice scenics. Well done, a truly superb Layout. :locomotive: :locomotive: :locomotive: I wish you all the best. Bodge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 More breaking news ......... I heard on the radio that Kipper is making use of these new fangled phones with a thing called text …… apparently he has given modern Text fangled thingys to all his team. …. WPC Roe had just learned how to send text messages on her mobile phone. She is a romantic type, as evidenced by the state of her “pudding”Yesterday, on her coffee break she texted her partner PC Kama, [ who she knew was doing dangerous under-cover work ] chasing Bill. She knew it was risky stuff for PC Kama so thought a romantic text message would be rather supportive and she wrote:"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."PC Kama texted back to her: "This is Kama, I'm in the Kazzee. Please advise." ........ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Strathwood Posted July 8, 2014 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 8, 2014 The Inverness constabulary have been allerted after watching the football this evening and think the Brazilian defense has a lot to answer for, but nonetheless we have taken all the fish off this evening from all the trains heading south as there is all this on the net about so many kippers down south. If they are measuring kippers by the yard we have got to put up a stink unless we have lost the plot too and been sold another red herring and misunderstood all the banter and voted too early and suffered premature election as ours is due in September. There is some old fella here wobbling on something about snook, perhaps somebody from Bletchley Park or at least 1E can translate pretty soon as we are holding an awful lot of fish up 'ere and wondering if we can get it away on the trains tomorrow, as we are sure we read somewhere that the blue spot fish vans had all gone in the last sale on Ebay. TTFN Kevin 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold westerhamstation Posted July 9, 2014 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 9, 2014 Inspector Kipper speaking from the Crown Hotel this morning, and looking rather dishevelled and smelling strongly of a trawlermans waders, said that a statement would be issued later in the day about last nights rapid developments in the vote/bribery case that has hit Westerham pretty hard in the last few days. His appearance our undercover reporter has discovered is due to him and his trusty colleague spending the night locked up in a surveillance van at two locations. Inspector Kipper also went on to say that when the surveillance the film comes back from Boots the Chemist he will make a further press release. Any information ring Whitehall 1212 or http://www.rmweb.co....e-your-content/ thank you Kipper of the Yard Undercover pictures of Kippers van in dramatic action pictures. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Todd Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 (edited) 'Ere you lot ........ who has been sitting in my chair? http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/75123-light-sandwich-with-n-other-idea/page-6#entry1507658 Ah, The Sacrifical Lamb has posted........... The Inverness constabulary have been allerted after watching the football this evening and think the Brazilian defense has a lot to answer for, but nonetheless we have taken all the fish off this evening from all the trains heading south as there is all this on the net about so many kippers down south. If they are measuring kippers by the yard we have got to put up a stink unless we have lost the plot too and been sold another red herring and misunderstood all the banter and voted too early and suffered premature election as ours is due in September. There is some old fella here wobbling on something about snook, perhaps somebody from Bletchley Park or at least 1E can translate pretty soon as we are holding an awful lot of fish up 'ere and wondering if we can get it away on the trains tomorrow, as we are sure we read somewhere that the blue spot fish vans had all gone in the last sale on Ebay. TTFN Kevin May have meant............Spook. Edited July 9, 2014 by David Todd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Aah yes .... Ah, The Sacrifical Lamb has posted........... a long story ..... "The Secrets of a Sacrificial Anode - [life on the other side]" ......... available from the Cathodic Press ....... ................ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Spent a few days in HMC&E vans watching certain .. eerr .. "Clients" .................... His appearance our undercover reporter has discovered is due to him and his trusty colleague spending the night locked up in a surveillance van at two locations. ................................ Just don't go drinking any of the Whiskey coloured stuff from the bottle he left in there ......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaz Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 The Inverness constabulary have been allerted after watching the football this evening and think the Brazilian defense has a lot to answer for, but nonetheless we have taken all the fish off this evening from all the trains heading south as there is all this on the net about so many kippers down south. If they are measuring kippers by the yard we have got to put up a stink unless we have lost the plot too and been sold another red herring and misunderstood all the banter and voted too early and suffered premature election as ours is due in September. There is some old fella here wobbling on something about snook, perhaps somebody from Bletchley Park or at least 1E can translate pretty soon as we are holding an awful lot of fish up 'ere and wondering if we can get it away on the trains tomorrow, as we are sure we read somewhere that the blue spot fish vans had all gone in the last sale on Ebay. TTFN Kevin lovely to see someone new joining in the fun. welcome to the loony ward......tablets at 18.00 prompt......straightjacket and lights off at 22.00.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams442T Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 lovely to see someone new joining in the fun. welcome to the loony ward......tablets at 18.00 prompt......straightjacket and lights off at 22.00.... It's good that they let you take yours off at 22.00, we have to put ours on.......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaz Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Inspector Kipper speaking from the Crown Hotel this morning, and looking rather dishevelled and smelling strongly of a trawlermans waders, said that a statement would be issued later in the day about last nights rapid developments in the vote/bribery case that has hit Westerham pretty hard in the last few days. His appearance our undercover reporter has discovered is due to him and his trusty colleague spending the night locked up in a surveillance van at two locations. Inspector Kipper also went on to say that when the surveillance the film comes back from Boots the Chemist he will make a further press release. Any information ring Whitehall 1212 or http://www.rmweb.co....e-your-content/ thank you Kipper of the Yard Undercover pictures of Kippers van in dramatic action pictures. Hope your doubling up on these snaps....with the voting posters and without.....because there is some nice pictures here....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold westerhamstation Posted July 9, 2014 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 9, 2014 Reuters news flash!!!!! unconfirmed reports are coming in of developments in The Westerham 6 case. Getaway Bike found!!! 2 men in custody!! Inspector Kipper, said whilst having his lunch of soup in a basket, followed by black forest gateaux at the Crown Hotel, and we quote( that's a bit of luck) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Alister_G Posted July 9, 2014 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 9, 2014 I've just noticed that one of the suspects is the landlord of the Crown... where Kipper is getting his just desserts... I smell something fishy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold westerhamstation Posted July 9, 2014 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 9, 2014 I've just noticed that one of the suspects is the landlord of the Crown... where Kipper is getting his just desserts... I smell something fishy! Perhaps he his a red herring.can't stop rozzers all over the place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmsforever Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 It is understood that Inspector Kipper is calling in Hercule Poirot as his little grey cells are better than Kippers small brown ones,but the Sweeney are reported to be working in the background mainly at the Crown as they sustain their resources easily. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Well there is some relief ….. PC Karma is feeling calmer …PC Roe is feeling Karma calmer down low …Kipper of the Yard is drinking hard … The Landlord thinks Kipper can’t afford …The Money Man thinks it’s down the pan …The Toff says it’s just one off …Bill Poster is shortly for the roaster … Soon all will be back to normal and the chuff of steam powered trains will, once again, be the only interruption to the quiet of Westerham ................. Until those Press boys get their size 11s all over it ........... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold westerhamstation Posted July 9, 2014 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 9, 2014 Well there is some relief ….. PC Karma is feeling calmer … PC Roe is feeling Karma calmer down low … Kipper of the Yard is drinking hard … The Landlord thinks Kipper can’t afford … The Money Man thinks it’s down the pan … The Toff says it’s just one off … Bill Poster is shortly for the roaster … Soon all will be back to normal and the chuff of steam powered trains will, once again, be the only interruption to the quiet of Westerham ................. Until those Press boys get their size 11s all over it ........... Your right Julian it's gone quite very quite are they all out searching. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaz Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Reuters news flash!!!!! unconfirmed reports are coming in of developments in The Westerham 6 case. Getaway Bike found!!! 2 men in custody!! Inspector Kipper, said whilst having his lunch of soup in a basket, followed by black forest gateaux at the Crown Hotel, and we quote( that's a bit of luck) Have you managed to get footage of the scalpel dance!!!!!!!!! Is the secretive and elusive Bagpipes involved (he usually has plenty of funds)......has Jcredfer been secretly passing coded messages........ Has there been a drugs war going on behind the scenes.......Will Inspector Kipper find secret hordes of Plastiweld scattered around RMweb........hold on to your hats......as the secret life of RMwebbers unfolds....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Alister_G Posted July 9, 2014 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 9, 2014 (edited) Have you managed to get footage of the scalpel dance!!!!!!!!! Is the secretive and elusive Bagpipes involved (he usually has plenty of funds)......has Jcredfer been secretly passing coded messages........ Has there been a drugs war going on behind the scenes.......Will Inspector Kipper find secret hordes of Plastiweld scattered around RMweb........hold on to your hats......as the secret life of RMwebbers unfolds....... You should narrate that over the top of this: "Who was that masked man with the missing vacuum pipe stuck to his false beard?" "Tune in next week, for another exciting adventure for... Kipper of the Yard!!" Edited July 9, 2014 by acg_mr 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 OK .......................... it's time to put some "Chips" on the table ...... "Who was that masked man with the missing vacuum pipe stuck to his false beard?" ............. too late mcg_mr .................... your slip is showing ....................... ............................. IF .................... he has a False beard ............................... AND ........................... a bit of Vacuum pipe stuck to it .. .............. time for you to explain ....... WHY ............ he was wearing a false beard whilst modelling ................ .................... without being a member of the Clumsy Club ............. HA - get out of that one without moving! .................... .................... and there's more ......................... HOW .................. could you observe the Vacuum Pipe AND the false beard ..................... IF he was wearing a MASK ........... There are few possible conclusions ..................... .................... you have got over-excited, listening to the old tales of Dick Barton .............. and let your thoughts run loose around your head without putting any of it to AnyRail to see if it fits .................... ......................... either that, or ......................... Bill may not have been just making Posters ..................... and really Moonlights with the cover name of Bodgit and Scarper ... which goes some way to explain why the detail on the layout includes such fine detail ................ only someone that small could make detail so fine .......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Alister_G Posted July 9, 2014 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 9, 2014 and there's more ......................... HOW .................. could you observe the Vacuum Pipe AND the false beard ..................... IF he was wearing a MASK ........... Julian, Julian... :nono: Obviously, he was wearing one of these... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Alister_G Posted July 9, 2014 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 9, 2014 ............. too late mcg_mr .................... your slip is showing Oops! sorry about that... :blush: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 More cover stories ...................... Obviously, he was wearing one of these... ............ only a fully qualified Clumsy Club member would definitely NOT need to cover his eyes to stick a Vacuum Pipe to his beard .......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold westerhamstation Posted July 9, 2014 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 9, 2014 After a slight problem today regarding early closing day at Boots the chemist, which our trusty Inspector Kipper hadn't bargained for, he managed to pursuade the manager to open up and get his b*****film or he would have him for developing some dodgy holiday pics. It's turning out that last nights hidden camera operation code named big fish, had not gone as smoothly as planned, they had hoped that at the crucial moment they would leap out of the fish van and nab the. Westerham 6 but unbeknown to the Inspector and pc roe, who was camera operator, wpc Karma had locked the door of the fish van from the outside for security. After seeing the pictures taken with the specially adapted night vision box brownie, Inspector Kipper said they are definitely up to something, and they shouldn't be hard to find glowing like that. With that parting remark he vanished into the Crown jingling some coppers in his hand. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold nest Posted July 9, 2014 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 9, 2014 I suspect this has all got a bit silly........not that I'm one to judge such things.... Nestor 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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