Steamport Southport Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, RFS said: Nothing new then. Always were a bunch of tightwads in Yorkshire.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted November 19, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 19, 2021 Also likely to be a repeat but my favourite elephant joke: Why do elephants have wrinkles on the bottom of their feet? To give the ants a 50:50 chance 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free At Last Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Titan said: Then there is the follow up, how do you get two whales in a mini? Head west on the M4... Or.. how do you get two whales in a Lada? Push it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted November 19, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Free At Last said: Or.. how do you get two whales in a Lada? Push it. Doesn't quite work, I'm afraid. It'd be the whales you would have to push to get them into the Lada. Sorry. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 How do you weigh a whale? At a whale weigh station How do you weigh a pie? Over the rainbow.... 1 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free At Last Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 13 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: Doesn't quite work, I'm afraid. It'd be the whales you would have to push to get them into the Lada. Sorry. Realised it should have been... How do you get to Wales in a Lada Push it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted November 19, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 19, 2021 18 minutes ago, Free At Last said: Realised it should have been... How do you get to Wales in a Lada Push it. What I was getting at was that the M4 version only really works as the punch-line of a sequence: How do you get four elephants in a mini? How do you get four hippos in a mini? How do you get two whales in a mini? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 I called the tinnitus helpline. But it just kept ringing. 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Vistisen said: Either I'm very thick, but i have never understood that joke. But now i have realised that the mini Is a tutu. Or am I over thinking the humor! It's the Mini car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 What's the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit? One's a bit funny and the other's a fit bunny. 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted November 19, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 19, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Steamport Southport said: How do you weigh a whale? At a whale weigh station Proof that train station doesn't work at all! Edited November 19, 2021 by kevinlms Better choice of words 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted November 20, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 20, 2021 What’s yellow and dangerous? shark infested custard 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Two cannibals were eating a clown. One asks "Does this taste funny to you?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted November 20, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 20, 2021 Oddly; yesterday I just picked up (for free, btw) a book of "corny jokes" . Having read some of them, it will be one book that will be in the trash tomorrow! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimly Feendish Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 5 hours ago, Allegheny1600 said: I hope I’m not repeating myself with this one but, How do you get four elephants in a mini? Two in the front, two in the back. So, how do you get four giraffes in a mini? . . . . . You can't, it's full up with elephants! 2 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted November 20, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 20, 2021 We're still in November and the Chr*stm*s cracker jokes are being rolled out. Proof that it is getting earlier each year. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Steamport Southport Posted November 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2021 2 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 How do you circumcise a whale? Use four skin divers. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 9 hours ago, Free At Last said: Realised it should have been... How do you get to Wales in a Lada Push it. And the accompanying joke. Why does a Lada have a heated rear window? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it! 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted November 20, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 20, 2021 Joke from my wife's time teaching English in Prague, 1991/2: What do you call a twin-exhaust Skoda? A wheelbarrow. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Jonboy Posted November 20, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 20, 2021 7 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: Oddly; yesterday I just picked up (for free, btw) a book of "corny jokes" . Having read some of them, it will be one book that will be in the trash tomorrow! For everyone else’s benefit Corny jokes 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allegheny1600 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 12 hours ago, Titan said: It's because he has missed off the most important part which is where the humour lies - "and the trunks go in the boot" as otherwise the choice of Elephant is not relevant. Then there is the follow up, how do you get two whales in a mini? Head west on the M4... Do you know? . . . . I’ve never needed that part before, not in the telling nor the hearing of that joke! Regarding the follow up joke, I am reminded about a similar joke from “Viz” (a British comic) but telling that here would get me banned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted November 20, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 20, 2021 Have you heard about the 16-valve Lada? 8 in the engine and 8 in the radio..... 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 What's the difference between a cold and a Lada? You can get rid of a cold. Mind you, Ladas do have one advantage. They never get stolen by joyriders It isn't physically possible to joyride in a Lada. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 23 hours ago, luckymucklebackit said: OK Elephant Jokes! Why do Elephants paint their toenails red - to hide up in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? Proves it's effective 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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