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The Forum Jokes Thread


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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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10 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said:

 

I have a theory that most UFOs are time machines, charter trips from the future to see the past, strict rules that you mustn't interact.  The spike in sightings in the 1960s was due to large numbers of future railway enthusiasts wanting to see the last years of steam!

If that is the case then clearly the human race does not evolve much between now and whenever time tourism becomes a thing.

 

 

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4 hours ago, steve1 said:

 

Is he mentally unstable, merely a total prat or just extracting the urine?

 

steve 

Maybe none of the above. I did not open the link, but just maybe he put that up as clickbait just to attract hits (and just maybe) gets paid "by the click". He sure succeeded here, I think. 😉

 

As a friend would say: "Smart move, Gilligan.".

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13 minutes ago, exmoordave said:

Last night a giant gorilla gatecrashed the world table tennis championships in China. The local media reported the event by saying that there was a King Kong Ding at the Hong Kong Ping Pong.........

Think the auto censor removed a word there

King Kong Ding D o n g  at the Hong Kong Ping Pong

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