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Popular Post CameronL Posted April 14 Popular Post Share Posted April 14 An elderly couple went to the doctor, complaining that their sex life wasn't what it used to be. After sending them for various tests, the doctor met them again to explain the results. "There's nothing really wrong with either of you," he explained. "It's just that your husband is a bit old for much of a sex life. But don't despair! We're involved in the trial of a new drug to aid male sexual performance. If you're willing to sign up to the trial, you can see how it works for you." The couple agreed and signed the forms. The doctor gave them a bottle with one large blue pill in it. "Take it with food," he said. "And please come back to let me know how it worked." Several days passed and the couple were back to see the doctor again. "How did it go?" he asked. "Fantastic!" the wife replied. "As soon as he took it, he was like a wild animal! He swept all the dinner things off the dining table, threw me onto it and made such passionate love to me that the table broke." "It isn't supposed to produce such a strong reaction," the doctor replied. "Sorry about the damage. I'm sure that the manufacturer will pay for replacements." "It's OK," the lady said with a smile. "We won't be going to that restaurant again." 1 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post KeithMacdonald Posted April 16 Popular Post Share Posted April 16 A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man goes to the garden and sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Oh Yes!" the Labrador replies. With a sly wink, as though he was from that Churchil advert. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks: "So, tell me your story?" The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eaves dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering round near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired." The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says. "£10? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying bastard, he's never been out of the back garden!" 1 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 I saw a deal on eBay. “Television for Sale – £1- Volume Stuck On Max”. I thought: “There’s no way I can turn that down” 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thorness Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 The little girl had recently attended a funeral and was looking very thoughtful as she came into the kitchen. "Mummy ..." she said "is it really true that people come from dust and return to dust?" "Yes Darling, that is true. Why do you ask?" The little girl looked very serious as she replied: "Well I've just looked under my bed, and I reckon somebody's just coming or just going." 2 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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