RMweb Premium Alex TM Posted December 11, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 11, 2018 Hi, A lot of contemporary pop groups could (should?) take a lead from Cage! If we download it enough, could we get it to the Christmas number one spot? It sure would be an improvement! Regards, Alex. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGemAlchemist Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Hi, A lot of contemporary pop groups could (should?) take a lead from Cage! If we download it enough, could we get it to the Christmas number one spot? It sure would be an improvement! Regards, Alex. That would actually be hilarious, seeing Steve Wright try and play that on Radio 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamiel Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 More from Facebook, sorry if this has been posted before, I did a word search, but I can't do a picture search. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 G'Day Folks That's my new favourite joke Manna, thank-you! C6T. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Hi, A lot of contemporary pop groups could (should?) take a lead from Cage! If we download it enough, could we get it to the Christmas number one spot? It sure would be an improvement! Regards, Alex. One of the Goons' records had one of their silly songs on one side. On the other side the label said "There is nothing on this side." If anyone played the record, they got several minutes of silence followed by the voice of Henry Crun saying "I told you there was nothing on this side...." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium BR60103 Posted December 12, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 12, 2018 Jamiel A BBC sketch show, probably in the 60s, showed a briefing of RAF pilots before flight. The officer said "We're sorry about the old maps, but your target is here, below the "G" in "Visigoth". (Approx. Don't remember the show.) 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Coryton Posted December 12, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 12, 2018 One of the Goons' records had one of their silly songs on one side. On the other side the label said "There is nothing on this side." If anyone played the record, they got several minutes of silence followed by the voice of Henry Crun saying "I told you there was nothing on this side...." I would imagine that from looking at the grooves you could see that it consisted of silence followed by something. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Hi Folks, To be fair this one is better spoken than written. Q. How many grooves are there on one side of an LP record ? A. One. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted December 12, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 12, 2018 I would imagine that from looking at the grooves you could see that it consisted of silence followed by something. I have a record by the Bubblemen (a Love And Rockets spin-off). Side two is called the B-side and is a recording of a hive of bees buzzing away https://www.discogs.com/The-Bubblemen-The-Bubblemen-Rap/release/1091524 Andi 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
N15class Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Hi Folks, To be fair this one is better spoken than written. Q. How many grooves are there on one side of an LP record ? A. One. There used to be a horse racing betting LP, that had many grooves each time it was played the needle would go a different way giving loads of different results. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Brit15 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted December 12, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 12, 2018 I have a record by the Bubblemen (a Love And Rockets spin-off). Side two is called the B-side and is a recording of a hive of bees buzzing away https://www.discogs.com/The-Bubblemen-The-Bubblemen-Rap/release/1091524 Andi There is a Joe Jackson double LP which is only recorded on 3 sides, can't remember which one. Mike. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted December 12, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 12, 2018 There used to be a horse racing betting LP, that had many grooves each time it was played the needle would go a different way giving loads of different results. As the jockey who finished 2nd said, 'I could have beaten the winning horse. Not so sure about the one who finished 3rd'! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted December 13, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromptonnut Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just popped into HMV and asked the young assistant if they had anything by The Doors. She looked puzzled and said only their Christmas display of DVD's and a fire extinguisher. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be the headstone of the oldest ever living man. He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin And on a Christmas note ----- God rest you merry gentlemen, Let none of you diss May !! Brit15 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewC Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 (edited) Hi Folks, To be fair this one is better spoken than written. Q. How many grooves are there on one side of an LP record ? A. One. Unless of course it is Monty Python's 3 sided record. 2 grooves on 1 side. Or depending on the age of the record, the innermost end was technically a separate and deeper groove to keep the stylus from wandering. Edited December 13, 2018 by AndrewC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 I don't bloody believe it. 13 weeks until pancake Day and the shops are selling eggs, flour and lemons already ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 I don't bloody believe it. 13 weeks until pancake Day and the shops are selling eggs, flour and lemons already ! Do not laugh! I was in a local supermarket yesterday and they had a display of packs of hot cross buns. A case of someone getting their festivals mixed up? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted December 14, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 14, 2018 I can't wait for christmas, then I can start buying Cadburys Creme Eggs. Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted December 14, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 14, 2018 I can't wait for christmas, then I can start buying Cadburys Creme Eggs. Mike. A number of shops in South West London sell Cadbury's Creme Eggs all year round. I enjoyed two last week. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted December 14, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 14, 2018 (edited) Do not laugh! I was in a local supermarket yesterday and they had a display of packs of hot cross buns. A case of someone getting their festivals mixed up? I can't wait for christmas, then I can start buying Cadburys Creme Eggs. Mike. Do not laugh! I was in a local supermarket yesterday and they had a display of packs of hot cross buns. A case of someone getting their festivals mixed up?The local Morrisons and Tesco stores have had them available all year for the last few years. Nothing is a special treat anymore! Edited December 14, 2018 by Chris116 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted December 14, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 14, 2018 A number of shops in South West London sell Cadbury's Creme Eggs all year round. I enjoyed two last week. The local Morrisons and Tesco stores have had them available all year for the lest few years. Nothing is a special treat anymore! Luxury. They only appear out here after christmas, and then it's on a when they're gone they're gone basis, but stocks will be replenished on my visits back to England in January and February! Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 In a crowded city at a busy bus stop,a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on,she became aware that her skirt was too tightto allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn’t.So, a little more embarrassed,she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.For the second time she attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist andplaced her gently on the step of the bus.She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched,“How dare you touch my body!I don't even know who you are!”The Texan smiled and drawled,“Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you,but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.” 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 More from Facebook, sorry if this has been posted before, I did a word search, but I can't do a picture search. Ah, now it makes sense, the "protesters" in Paris are of the latter tribe re-enacting old battles! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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