APOLLO Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 A new Michelin 5 star gourmet restaurant has opened in Wigan Brit15 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewC Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 A new Michelin 5 star gourmet restaurant has opened in Wigan Brit15 Too many beans in the pile and the brown sauce should be in the form of a Turner seascape. nil pointe from me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Ah ! but they not just any old Baked Beans They're the crem dela crem o' la Beans - one therefore has to "eyt a ponfull" !!! Brit15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted November 6, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 6, 2018 Can't be Wigan, no pies. Mike. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortliner Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 (edited) Can't be Wigan, no pies. Mike. Surely you have mis-typed by one letter - pie( s ) instead of pie( r ) if it is Wigan? Edited November 6, 2018 by shortliner 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewC Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 One hipster deconstructed Wigan Pie. Scythe, mill, butcher, oven not included. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Can't be Wigan, no pies. Mike. Ahh- The beans and toast is just the starter - THIS is the main course !! Gravy extra !! Brit15 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 A new Michelin 5 star gourmet restaurant has opened in Wigan Brit15 Tha's not a baby's 'ead. Wigan's never been the same since Pooles' shut, thank goodness for Santus ! Gibbo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Ahh- The beans and toast is just the starter - THIS is the main course !! Gravy extra !! Brit15 Who in Wigan has chapped skin on his balls ? Uncle Joe, because everyone's sucking them. Gibbo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Coryton Posted November 6, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 6, 2018 Who in Wigan has chapped skin on his balls ? Uncle Joe, because everyone's sucking them. Gibbo. All together now... "Old Uncle Joe's mint balls, keeps you all aglow..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 (edited) Now there’s a place in Wigan a place you all should knowA busy little factory where things are all the goThey don’t make Jakes or Eccles Cakes or things to stick on wallsBut night and day they work away at Uncle Joe’s Mint Balls Chorus (to be sung after each verse) Uncle Joe’s Mint Balls keep you all aglowGive ’em to your grannie and watch the beggar goAway with coughs and sniffles, take a few in handSuck ’em and see, you’ll agreeThey’re the best in all the land Me dad has always wanted curly hair on his bald headSuck an Uncle Joe’s Mint Ball that’s what the doctor saidSo he got an Uncle Joe’s Mint Ball and sucked it all night longWhen he got up next morning, he’d hairs all over his tongue Me uncle Albert passed away from ale upon the brainThe doctors said that he were dead and would never walk againSo they gave the corpse an Uncle Joe’s and then stood back aghastCos the corpse jumped up and ran to the pub and spent the insurance brass Me granny said me granddad ‘e were gettin’ old and slowAnd fire in grandad’s boiler ‘ad gone out long agoSo ‘e got an Uncle Joe’s Mint Ball, sucked it all the nightBut his hot breath singed her vest and set the bed alight We ‘ad a pigeon it were bald and couldn’t fly too fastNever won places in the races, always come in lastThough it were bald, no feathers at all it won a race one dayWe give it an Uncle Joe’s Mint Ball and it ran al’t bloody way I had a girl her name was May in passion she were lackin’Fed ‘er with whisky to make ‘er frisky, still she wouldn’t get crackin’ So I gave her an Uncle Joe’s Mint Ball to get ‘er all aglowNow she combs the streets of Wigan, looking for Uncle Joe! We gave some to the coalman’s ‘orse as it stood in the roadIt gave a cough then beggared off with it’s cart an’ loadIt ran onto the racecourse going like a birdCovered the track with nutty slack and came first, second and third The RSPCA have bought six tons of Uncle Joe’s To give to all the animules to keep ’em all aglowOur budgie now is six foot tall, the cat is eight foot threeAnd all the poor brass monkeys are as happy as can be Edited November 6, 2018 by APOLLO 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 G'day Folks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted November 9, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 9, 2018 That reminds me of a joke told by my D.Phil supervisor, adapted for present company: a doctor, a lawyer, and a railway modeller are discussing whether it is better to have a wife or a mistress. a wife, says the doctor: someone to look after you when you're ill, etc.; a mistress, says the lawyer: no legal obligations; both, says the railway modeller: the wife will think you're with the mistress, the mistress will think you're with the wife, so you can go down to the shed and get on with some modelling. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 G'Day Folks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dick Turpin Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 The first high resolution pictures of Pluto did cause a certain level of concern! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromptonnut Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 When the architect was given the job of designing Westminster Bridge, he was told to consider its proximity to Parliament and come up with something that represented the government and the respect due to its inhabitants. Every time the sun shines, we are reminded of this fact. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 G'Day Folks 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted November 12, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 12, 2018 The first high resolution pictures of Pluto did cause a certain level of concern! Very similar comments were made when the first close up pictures of Mimas came back... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted November 12, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted November 12, 2018 The first high resolution pictures of Pluto did cause a certain level of concern! death star.jpg Very similar comments were made when the first close up pictures of Mimas came back...Very interesting but I must confess that I thought at first that you were telling a joke about Mickey Mouse. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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