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  1. So you know, as the OP I asked for the Jo Cox thread to be locked.

  2. FB_IMG_1692309108325.jpg.7e571fd4cf8e8997c296ec62f514ccc1.jpg

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    2. 57xx

      57xx

      Richard Scarry!

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      I think the character in the town hall window is a particularly devious and umpleasant property developer.  Just look at the reaction of the mayor in the top hat behind him!!!

       

    4. 03060

      03060

      The dog in the orange car is definitely on something ... even the car is levitating !

  3. Happy Birthday Waterloo Station, 175 today 👍

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    2. Northmoor

      Northmoor

      And to think I walked through it twice today without paying any attention to that fact.  I should be ashamed to call myself a railway enthusiast.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Not at all, I think the onus should have been on Network Rail to have got the bunting out!

    4. Northmoor

      Northmoor

      There were some small floral displays but I wasn't paying much attention; I assumed the anniversary was this week or month, not this exact day.

  4. Is this the dating section of rmweb?

     

    :dirol_mini:

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Just a figment of your imagination.

       

       

       

      That'll largely fall on stony ground.....

    3. Clive Mortimore

      Clive Mortimore

      Sadly Tim I am already taken, but nice of you to offer. 

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Only when inadvertently (and embarrasingly) revealing your age.

       

      Otherwise you're pretty well plumb out of luck!

       

      :senile:

  5. ooo just spotted one of those Black 5 things making a hell of a racket with it's hooter going through Baff.

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    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      If it was making a racket it might of been the early tender drive. The early Hornby ones can be a bit noisy with age

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Great hooters eh?

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      - it's now tucked up in Sanage loco shed for the night. Off to Victoria in the morning.

  6. March 2018: 100 years since the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk

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    2. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Went tits up.

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Just a little...

    4. locoholic

      locoholic

      Cue for a Commemorative Limited Edition from Hornby?

  7. Has just pre-ordered a P & a B4

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I had a P then B4 I knew it I'd parted with some more of my readies. (Merry Christmas Dubya, I say).

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      I'll have a vowel...

    4. Tim Dubya
  8. The kid next door challenged me to a water fight, so I thought I'd type this while I wait for the water to boil.

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    2. Captain Kernow
    3. bgman
    4. Brinkly

      Brinkly

      Lmao! That is the funniest thing I've read for ages!

  9. Right, you're going down in the black book!

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Danke Comrade :)

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      He looks scarily young...

       

      PTTP!

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      A young Foxy indeed.

  10. Arise Sir Rod

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Our new Knight of the Realm, Sir Rod of Stewart.

       

       

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Good for Stair Rod

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I know, not bad considering he's a foreign johnny

  11. Chewin' George Lucas' Chocolate

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Cadbury's made him and covered him in what ?

    3. BoD

      BoD

      It's easier to chew baccy

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      bit hairy though...

  12. Has bought two deckchairs and a G-Bong of Old Rosie #cantgetupbutIdoeslovesit

  13. ... fermented apple juice

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    2. Chris116

      Chris116

      Cider is made from Apples so it should count as one of your five a day!

       

    3. Captain Kernow
    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      cider is 10 of my 5 a day

  14. somebody used the word "awesome" over in wheeltappers!

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      D_M, I've seen those princesses before but would get banned if I posted a link to the site ;)

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Awesome...

    4. Chrisr40

      Chrisr40

      Nailed it ? Or Good job

       

  15. Can you get holiday insurance for time travel? - just wondering like.

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    2. DaveF

      DaveF

      As you come back to the present at the same time as you left insurers might not believe you've been away.

       

      I never bother when I go back in time to take my old photos!

    3. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Will it cover delays?

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      And paradoxes?

  16. 76 years ago today....Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky,? He got an ice pick, That made his ears burn

  17. curry buttie

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Cutty Spark - too dangerous to create any form of spark mate - the local fire brigade have been informed and there's a 300 yard exclusion zone around the house.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Hamilton Academicals.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Yes, the usual effects on your buttie later.

  18. has had his flu jab... YAY!

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I had two of 'em on me this morning, one taking some out the other putting some in, getting my money's worth before it all goes up the swanny.

      Graeme, always keep it clean mate ;)

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Lets just hope they've got the mixture right this year.....

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      so far so good, I'll have a gin just in case

  19. I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

  20. Stay awake - It's Friday!

  21. I got a letter from the government the other day, Opened it and read it, it said they were suckers, They wanted me for their army or whatever, Picture me givin' a damn, I said, never

  22. Mrs Valentine: Do you know what time it is? Valentine: Yes, my love: summer double time.

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    2. WD0-6-0

      WD0-6-0

      Can't go yet squires not 'ere

    3. Mr Brunel

      Mr Brunel

      Perhaps there were not men of sufficient faith in Canterbury

    4. Tim V

      Tim V

      we'll go down with flying colours

  23. The Mrs is away on holiday and the frying pan is on the hob...

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ....and the dinner is stuck to the ceiling?

    3. pH

      pH

      It's called 'Survival Cookery'.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Apparently, half of Tim's neighbours' pets have mysteriously disappeared since he took up cooking for himself....

  24. is printing manuals for a Gyratory Vibrator!

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      or should that have been "fortunately"?

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I was going to ask about this, then thought better of it....

    4. Satan's Goldfish

      Satan's Goldfish

      No good, there is no chance of a sensible image in my head from that. Giggedy giggedy.

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