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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

The massive bulk of the Imperial star dreadnought 'Imperium Praxxium', easily identifiable by it's military designation NGT6 1315, it's underside bristling with ranks of massive plasma inversion cannon, hove into view from behind the second moon of Aartellica Three.

50 years ago today, indifference cost 144 lives - bows head and remembers.

Today is, of course, Trafalgar Day...

Ive just come home from the Battle of Hastings, King Harold is lost, Williams armies are coming spread the word ! Fantastic reenactment day at Battle today

has discovered a leak.

Just did the zip wires at Zipworld Bethesda this morning ...... wow what an experience :-)

Pssssst! Any one got any Marmite?.....

is experiencing weird problems with central locking. Looks like the offside passenger door is stuck.

Is pleased to have received notification from Hattons this morning that the Heljan 1361/1366 are due the same time as the Hattons/DJM 14xx...

In other Westcountry news, a group of unsuspecting bathers at Dawlish Warren were attacked by a large shoal of Newton Alibutt this morning

Don't try to breathe in when eating muesli. The practice is not recommended and comes with certain disadvantages.

Why waste good sausages by burying them up to their necks in Yorkshire pudding?

has just enjoyed a sunny morning constitutional on the beach.

The Visigoths

Fat quarters.

Eats, shoots and leaves.

I've seen a Flying Banana at Starcross !

Would a culture which developed in, for example, a riverine region be called a damnation?

So, my misses spent rather a long time last night on her phone reading through my RMWeb threads. I think I need to make sure I'm careful about what I say in future.

The next train due at Three Bridges calls at Royston, Thornton (Fife) and Dover Priory. I suspect the PA system may have a fault...

Airlander 10. The big bum has face planted. Looks like all OK. Press dept said, "the flight went really well and the only issue was when it landed". Has nobody told them that landing is the important bit? https://youtu.be/oOtG_57qm_U

It gets dark early now, the nights are really drawing in, soon be Autumn.

A pub landlord walks into some random bloke's house and asks if he can borrow his giraffe.

Did Tarquin tell anyone what time he wanted to leave?