The BBC are making a documentary about Liverpool St Station and they are finishing filming by interviewing all the staff. They are about to pack up and go home when someone says, "Wait! We didn't talk to old Bert. He's the oldest employee here; he's been caretaker for the men's toilets for 60 years! We should talk to him."
So they find Bert in his little office in the men's loos.
"So, Bert, how old are you?"
"Well, mate, I'm 79 yars old, yers mate, 79 I am."
"And you've worked here all your life?"
"Yers mate, since I were a boy."
"And you've always worked in the toilets?"
"Well, mate, yer takes wot yer can get. I'm lucky to have bin in work at all, all me life, yers mate."
"And I bet you've seen some changes here over the years. What would you say has changed, working here?"
"Ooh, mate, don't get me started, don't get me started! It's not like it woz; y'see these days, after the pubs chuck aht, I get the druggies, I get the drunks, throwin' up everywhere, I get the prostitutes, I get the pissed up kids, fighting, I get guns and the like, I get the dregs of bleeding' society comin' down these stairs and causing no end of grief, I can't tell you 'ow much it's changed! I get all kinds of dreadful blokes dealing' and shouting' and fightin'. I tell you if someone comes in for a sh1t it's like a breath of fresh air!"