https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/read-this/70-christmas-cracker-jokes-that-are-so-bad-theyre-funny-3058132
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?A Christmas Quacker!
Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?Beyon-sleigh!
Why has Boris Johnson bought mistletoe this year?Because he’s tired of being in the single market!
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?Lost
Why has Santa been banned from sooty chimneys?Carbon footprints
Which of Santa's reindeer has the best moves?Dancer!
Why was the turkey in the pop group?Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
What do you get if you put a bell on a skunk?Jingle smells
What is white and minty?A polo bear