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  1. HeeleyBridge

    And I said "No, no a thousand times no! I'd rather see my life blood spillin' I'll sing anything, even God Save the King But I just won't sing any Bob Dylan!"

  2. HeeleyBridge

    And I hollered "Don't look Ethel!!"

    1. newbryford

      newbryford

      But it's too late.

    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Electric Train Heat Ex Locomotive

    3. ian

      ian

      They call him the streak, fastest thing on two feet.

  3. HeeleyBridge

    is suffering from a huge dose of CBAitis. I'd plead apathy, but I CBA

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Is that the radical strain of CBBitis?

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Just as long as it isn't gerulaitis, that is reputed to be worse than tennis elbow.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      yes, I've stretched out my workbreaks today as well. I say stretched out but I have, infact, yet to have a workbreak. It's time for a cuppa, so maybe later...

  4. HeeleyBridge

    The year is twenty two fifty eight, the place is ...

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    2. Tim V

      Tim V

      the space between tick and tock

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Haverfordwest.

    4. waggy

      waggy

      Classes 142, 143 and 144's still running in West Yorkshire

  5. HeeleyBridge

    is thinking of having a haircut. First since 1995. Does it hurt?

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    2. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      Can't remember. . . Just need a short back, and polish, these days.

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Oooer! Sounds dangerous. I think I'll keep it.

    4. Welly

      Welly

      Take a couple of Ibuprofen before your haircut - that'll stop it hurting! :-)

  6. HeeleyBridge

    There is no pain

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    2. ian

      ian

      No pain, no gain.

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      I Loooove morrrphine

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      I see the men in white coats. They're coming to get me. They're walking down the walls.

  7. HeeleyBridge

    Mama don't allow no guitar playin' round here.

  8. HeeleyBridge

    Stupid people, smart phones.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Smart people phone stupids.

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Horrocksford.

  9. HeeleyBridge

    Sorry, did I run over your dog?

    1. Tim V

      Tim V

      It's OK, it was the neighbour's dog.

    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Not yet.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      That's a bit lame

  10. HeeleyBridge

    Lay that pistol down babe, lay that pistol down.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Shotgun. Fire at will.

    2. ian

      ian

      Which one's Will?

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      New keyboard please DM ...

  11. HeeleyBridge

    Blue Monday how I hate Blue Monday

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Bleh, I'm talkin Smiley Lewis 1954 version of Dave Bartholomew's tune. Also covered by some unknown called Fats Domino.

    3. Tim V

      Tim V

      I think you mean New Order?

    4. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      DOH yeah ... it was early when I wrote Joy Division :-/

  12. HeeleyBridge

    I don't want to come out from under my rock, thank you.

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      The sun? Wassat then? I didn't know you were into metaphorical constructs Mr Horse ...

    3. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      Go on! ! playa bit of 12 bar . . .you'll feel better.

       

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      That's not a half bad idea. i got my mojo workin ...

  13. HeeleyBridge

    Oryctolagus cuniculus. Non est beatus

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I'd get that looked, if I were you.

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      More rabbit than Sainsbury's

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      myxomatosis

  14. HeeleyBridge

    I'm not a bat or a rat or a cat

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    2. BoD

      BoD

      I'm not a goose or a moose on the loose.

    3. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      Are you a mole who lives in a hole?

    4. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      Our dog would have all three.

  15. HeeleyBridge

    feels like winding people up today ...

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      I want MORPHINE ...

       

       

       

       

       

       

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      This is where a Boris is useful....

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      lol

  16. HeeleyBridge

    What is this that stands before me?

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    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Do you REALLY want to know?

    3. DonB

      DonB

      Travelling in blissful ignorance and long may it contiue.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Oxford.

  17. HeeleyBridge

    Ok, so what's the difference between Mrs HB saying "I'm going to do some decorating" and "Your life is not going to be worth living if you don't offer to do it for me"?

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I think you should get together with Satan's Goldfish and compare notes....

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Kill me now PLEASE!!!!

    4. polybear

      polybear

      Make a right pigs ear of it. She'll not ask again

  18. HeeleyBridge

    Thought about joining the Apathy Cub, but I couldn't be bothered.

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I'm in a wine club - we meet in the park every morning at 10...

    3. locoholic

      locoholic

      The Apathy Club couldn't be bothered to process my application.

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Some people couldn't be bothered to apply.

  19. HeeleyBridge

    If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Yes, but you'd get less drenk now than you did then because prices have gone up! Buy now to avoid future price increases!

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      DRINK! DRINK! DRRRINKK!!!

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      A plate of manky tomato salad

  20. HeeleyBridge

    My little sister's got motorbike

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      You can get tablets for that now.

  21. HeeleyBridge

    I don't stay out late Don't care to go I'm home about eight Just me and my radio

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Jack Horner

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Arthur Scargill

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Joe Gormley

  22. HeeleyBridge

    I don't want to die in a nuclear war. I want to sail away to a distant shore

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      i'm a king kong man, i'm a voodoo man

    2. lapford34102

      lapford34102

      If you want to make like an Apeman please feel free.

      Me, I'll just sit and watch the sunset at Waterloo

       

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Götterdämmerung

  23. HeeleyBridge

    I don't want to set the world on fire, but then on second thoughts ...

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Maybe just start a little one and see how you feel.

      Might I suggest Trump's hairpiece or Wigan...

    2. Harrogate009

      Harrogate009

      If in doubt, combust things

       

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Scorched earth!

  24. HeeleyBridge

    And if they don't give us half a chance, Don't even give us a second glance

  25. HeeleyBridge

    Don't go around tonight. It's bound to take your life

    1. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      CCR Rock

    2. DougN

      DougN

      Bad moon on the right?

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Il mazzatello

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