big jim

No. It's not raining, can't be the real thing

Certainly looks the part.

Bring back hanging

It's not like it is on the telly!

"Give me your impression of the night" "Sorry, I don't do impressions, I'm a train driver"

I could have had a rest day wirked today but instead I opted for daddy day care

And to top it off, been called for jury duty!

So we won't be seeing you for a while then?

And Geordie Sofas.

Geordie Kebabs.

for goalposts

I've got a motion sensor toilet...

Our Land Rover has a motion sensor boot!

Dynamo will be jealous!

Wheels

Do you think they'll be interested in the SVR?

You old lothario, you.

Just don't choke on your sandwiches.

I hope your sandwiches are exotic.

I know, exotic sounds like erotic. I'll get Alex to do an exotic dance. Oh, now I've got to eat it. hahahaha!

Now size 10 high heels with steel toecaps there maybe a driver I know who may have a pair !!

I got rid of those and they were only size 8 !

She can polish my con rods any day

Tonight's task will involve a 37, 56 and a 70. Which will break first lol

Does she still write with that posh East Kilbride accent like my other half

who knows, my comment was about her waking up drunk in a skip not knowing how she got there, she found it amusing

were you trying to give her a ride then??

Your route knowledge must cover nearly the whole country!

Someone else is driving the dorset bit ,I'm just there for the traction

Axle load?

Just ask your local friendly signalman

The local friendly signalman probably controls Weymouth from miles away....and has probably forgotten the procedure for clearing the home signal for Weymouth Quay.

It could also mean you'll face disciplinary action for SPADing if you click on it!

My PM notification is on the Right hand side of the screen. Or do I need my eyes tested?

but as a quick glance when you first open the page its a red on the same eyeline level as the notification

Looks like Hugh Dennis has adopted the Al Murray role from S3, with off the wall solutions. Although the 'x' signature on the carrot for Malcolm 'X' was pure Paul Chowdhry

Perfectly pitched show, daftness and genius together

cant weigh up hugh dennins but yes, struck me as al murray like, greg davies is my hero, such a funny guy

Oops - hopefully you haven't started removing the old ones yet !

A breath of fresh air, as Air Canada advertised years ago!

Wot even in Ealing, better clear before next MRJ drop

Beautiful day here in Central Scotland...

No snow in Ealing. Plenty of dust from the major construction site behind the office, though.

They're all in the nip !

It's always a pain that. Especially when you only notice halfway through the shift.

....and now to ride Mrs O'Reilly.

Tinternet is running really slow today here too.

2 hours on the phone to apple this morning with no joy, opens but stops responding after a few seconds

Was 37254 the one in IC colours?

Doesn't exist until there's a photo!

Nice name, more than can be said for the livery.

Obviously Heavy Metal.

Westlife ?

Get well soon mate