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  1. Thought I heard the Plod Copter coming our way here in 36E and when I looked it was actually two Apache (is it?) Attack Copters loaded with weapons stuff. Must be some local scrotes doing mischief if that's what we are using now!

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    2. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      y'know, as I was typing it I was wondering who'd go for it.. :-D

    3. Debs.
    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      That brings up yet another unholy connotation.

  2. World wide Cyber attack on Live streaming such as U Tube. Found out on RailCams. Some Railways have shut their chat down whilst U Tube are attempting to deal with all the crap.

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      yes it may only be subscribers. 

    3. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      You know I did wonder if it was you :lol:

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Someone has explained what is/was going on. All to do with some naughty force trying to overwhelm the interwebby thingy. Pity their expertise can't be channeled into something positive.

  3. Privates on Parade.

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Sadly I can remember that Erica moment (or two) as if it were last week. Cant knock her can you?

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Just front it out !

    4. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      I thought you were refering to private messages in status updates. :rolleyes:

  4. Congrats to Network Rail Euston for providing the homeless with food and some essential goods. What a bloody fine gesture.

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    3. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      That's good to hear. A fantastic gesture that hopefully others might follow.

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Shouldn't have to happen in the "6th wealthiest land in the world", but maximum respect for those who have facilitated this.

  5. What a complete #### I have just heard saying something in Great Torrington. People like that should be locked away.

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I have been wondering.....is there a smallot?

    3. darren01

      darren01

      I live in Gtreat Torrington, only found out about it on the news, and yes the chap in the news was a bit of a @@@@@

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I don't have a problem if people are uncomfortable about 'incomers', however these young people are only there for a few days and that bloke was ignorant enough to voice his bigotry in a huge public arena. Sadly his ignorance tarnishes all the other folk in that Village.

  6. Am totally pi##ed off that I have been banned from the Olympic Games.

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    2. flyingsignalman

      flyingsignalman

      I thought you'd be over the moon (or at least feeling high! )

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      I'll miss ya in the Tiddly Winks face off.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      The news is that the IOC were too intimidated to ban you, so have fudged it by getting your chosen sport to do the dirty work instead.....

  7. I was reasonably unflustered until about 18.00 and then I looked in the cabinet............................

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Bloody heck lad that be prophetic

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      So, there's a Rudd in the Cabinet, and it's not Kevin.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      At least there isn't a Crab. Could there be a Flounder?

  8. What the h**l is a 'scrunchy'?

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    2. New Haven Neil

      New Haven Neil

      Onesies ought to be banned-ied....

    3. MarkC

      MarkC

      Stubby47 is living dangerously... :P

    4. Mallard60022
  9. My wallet has been sedated ready for tomorrow.....

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    2. Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      I would have said 'Radial', but you're modelling Seaton not Axminster...

    3. Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      oooh, S15! Thank heavens my shed isn't twice the size, or I would be racing you to build Seaton Junction.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      You would win that race mate!

  10. Meteors......maybe.

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    2. devonseasider

      devonseasider

      no-one would have believed . . . .

    3. NGT6 1315
    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      There are some rather strange and tall plants in the garden this morning........I must go out and see wh................................########################################

  11. I have just heard a Killer Whale that sounds more sensible than many posters on RMWeb.

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    2. DonB

      DonB

      Ican say clearly all the words the whale can.. But no one has yet fed me fish for doing so.

    3. Stubby47

      Stubby47

      There'll be talking ducks next, Donald...

    4. Compound2632

      Compound2632

      What scale does it model?

  12. Everyone needs a bos#m for a pillow.

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    2. big jim

      big jim

      Muhammad rupe....45, Lapa mangeshca.....45, furguson mono.....45, asha bosley.....45

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Excellent. Thank you Radio 2.

    4. adb968008

      adb968008

      Did they ever make more than 1 song ?

  13. Na lyubuyu russkuyu sekretnuyu sluzhbu chitayut eto ... otryvayutsya.

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    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      ASCII - a Russian donkey?

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh

      Splotila naveki velikaya Rus’!

       

      Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov

       

      Yediny, moguchiy Sovetskiy Soyuz!

    4. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      I've left it in the car, but it should be ok.

  14. Come on Tim.........

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Blimey was it 2001 when he so nearly did it?

      Come on Tim........

       

    3. LNER4479

      LNER4479

      Yup - a victim of TV scheduling, was made the third match on centre court to attract the tea-time audience. If it'd been earlier in the afternoon, who knows... He deserved to win it just once, on effort alone. But yer man Murray's the real deal.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Yup. However there is a new Aussi kid on the block and he is something else......

  15. A few words of advice. Don't go digging through boxes of model railway stuff you have had in the loft for a very long time as you will wonder what the #### you are going to do with it.

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    2. Robatron86

      Robatron86

      To quote Tim Bisley (Spaced) "Hey Derek, Babylon 5 is a big pile of sh1te!"

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I preferred the Woodentops.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Andy Pandy, just down from Andy Llanvihangel.

  16. Where is the secret part of Ebay where the good MR stuff is hidden. I can only find carp.

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    2. plarailfan

      plarailfan

      I found a few things by typing in "Hornby Dublo wagons" sometimes you get uninformed people thinking what they are selling is dublo gauge, especially after Christmas and birthdays, lol

    3. Barry O

      Barry O

      not looking in the right place! wot do you want? I might be able to help...

    4. naturol

      naturol

      Why use Ebay, they hake the prices up.

  17. I no longer understand Dr Who.....

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    2. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      As long as Jenna Colemans in it I'll "understand" it...

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I miss Amelia Pond.

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Are you meant to understand it? Keep watching this is Jenna Coleman's last series.

  18. So someone now owns Biggleswade and Stoke Summit. Perhaps Stoke Summit may come up for sale again as Biggleswade is enough surely?

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Buggleswide was for sale about ten years back. I almost bought that! Stoked was for sale a few weeks back; I made an offer of the asking price and didn't even get a reply!!!!! I'm obviously meant to build my own thing........:)

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Or maybe the owner thought you were a timewaster? :-O

    4. AGR Model Store

      AGR Model Store

      Has it 100% sold as last I saw on eBay no bids :( ?

  19. The Fox has bolted.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Father's runner beans will flourish in the Spring.

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      The cunning duck knows the lie of the sandwich

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      White Hawk calling, etc.

  20. Hands up who thinks Andy Y's new pic looks like Mr Potato man!

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    2. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      I knew his brother Richard.

    3. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      No, he actually is Mr Potato Head.

    4. Captain Kernow
  21. I see the Warley Show thread is hotting up; what is it with some folk?

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I have decided to pi##people off on that thread as I'm suffereing from Black Arse Friday Blues

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Loada Carbolicks in my opinion

    4. Mallard60022
  22. 4mm coach door hinges. Don't you just love em?

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      ...I wouldn't bet on that....however he is sensible and tends to only put in the bottom one. I didn't mention to the new owner the door bumpers on this coach either!!! He can do those if he is desperate.

    3. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Can we see a photo then.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Too late, sorry.

  23. Botox + Viagra = ?

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    2. 25901

      25901

      For hands free control

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      The agony and the ecstasy?

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Good laughs thanks. Locking now!

  24. Bye bye Chelsea.......

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    2. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      its only a game....

    3. dvdlcs

      dvdlcs

      Five Nations? Its been Six for around 15 years...

       

      Someone will now reminisce about when it was only the home nations and France hadn't yet joined in :-)

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Sorry. I forgot Italy. It's my age.

  25. The baseline in Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick

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    2. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      Our music theory teacher was Ed Speight, Ian's best mate and guitarist - he could tell some stories...!!

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      It was on deserted Island ###### this a.m. that's why I posted. I also remember it well but I was already old by then.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      The only 'musician' I've been 'taught' by was Gary Dunn (Dainties); he is a superb guitarist but probably pulled the rest of his hair out when he saw me turn up for the workshop! Nice bloke though and still teaching in Sunderland.

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