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  1.  An enormous cockchafer.

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      They're big blighters, to be sure!

       

      They come droning up our road and thud into the windows, then amble around looking stunned before flying off again to annoy someone else....

    3. St Enodoc

      St Enodoc

      I was going to suggest Sudocrem or talc until I saw the photo...

    4. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Quite a rarity these days.

  2. "Hey Google, add panninis to my shopping list"

    "I have added pantyliners to your shopping list".

    FFS!

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    2. big jim

      big jim

      That really takes the pi$$

    3. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Once sent a text to my other half advising 'I have broken down at the hospital'........ a combination of sausage fingers and auto text thing meant that the phone changed it to and sent it as.....'I have broken down at the ubersexual'....

    4. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Also replied to an email from  a female supervisor who asked me how things were  going. I had seen her earlier that day and she was a bit busy at the time. My one liner ,courtesy of spell checker read....

       

      'Saw you earlier. Didn't stop. You looked really busty'

  3. "Oh, but I'm proud of you"

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    2. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      I think Franz Ferdinand would be a better choice though .....

       

      As has been quite rightly pointed out to me I meant the Kaiser Chiefs - Doh!

    3. AY Mod

      AY Mod

      I'm not taking you out anywhere!

    4. bgman

      bgman

      Have you been drinking again ?

  4. A bit of classic aviation over the office this morning with Avro Annie heading eastwards. Lovely sound.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Lucky you!

       

      'Avro Annie' sounds a bit like an adventure-seeking lady pilot!

       

      'See the Amazon rain forest from above, with Avro Annie Tours!'

       

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      They're the ones originally fitted with the hand-operated retractable undercarriage. A hundred and odd turns up, the same back down again.....

    4. TomE

      TomE

      Assuming it was G-VROE and not Shuttleworth's Avro 19, glad to see she's still getting some air under her wings! Had a few interesting flights in that, including loosing some bits......

       

       

  5. Even my PC has decided it's hot.

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    2. AY Mod

      AY Mod

      No photos of Jerry in his pants in the pool this afternoon thanks. :)

    3. queensquare

      queensquare

      The stuff of nightmares!

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Given the weather out here...

       

      EBBE5E40-CCFC-43DC-844C-D73D50445867.png.ee06f324faa92a13e8fac5f4a63c7307.png

       

      ...I have an inexplicable urge of inundating our flat. If only it weren't such a hassle afterwards...

  6. Food packaged in prime number quantities - stop it!

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      As long as it's not packaged in single-use plastic.

       

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      One of those primes that take a supercomputer a few months to identify?

    4. Nick C

      Nick C

      Yep, I hate it when there's only 7927 cornflakes in the box! (and more seriously, everything being designed to serve 4, when there's only two of us. Used to be even worse when I lived on my own)

  7. I can see more people are responding to blog entries thanks to the way the Activity Streams work. 

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    2. SouthernRegionSteam

      SouthernRegionSteam

      Quite agree! It was one of the reasons why I posted less often on here as I'd liked; I love the blog format, but found the lack of integration meant views were a fraction of what layout topics would achieve. I'm excited to start posting now! Thanks again for all your hard work Andy - it really is appreciated by most!

    3. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Blogs were always a bit difficult to see up till now. Having new blog content shown in the activity list means that I will now get to notice all the good things that I would have missed on the old software.

    4. 47137

      47137

      You cannot check your own work, and if blog entries receive more views then they should get more comments too, and this can only encourage collaborative working. Good.

  8. I'll say it again; I'm not going to repeat myself.

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Glad to hear it!

       

      Now, can we have square frames for our avatars, rather than these silly post-modern portholes?

      Please?

      :)

       

      Edit for added grovelling....

       

    3. Patrick

      Patrick

      Andy, what was it that you said you wouldn't say again? :bomb_mini:

    4. AndyID
  9. It's not often you go to photograph a layout and be given the produce of the location of the layout. Thanks Joe! 

     

    IMG_20191027_130017.jpg

     

    @Phil Parker is currently seeking owners of cake factory layouts on this basis. 

    1. jonny777

      jonny777

      8%? 

       

      Could be a fun afternoon....

    2. Woebegone-by-sea

      Woebegone-by-sea

      I've got some Worthy white shield, but being as it was forecast a cold night, I felt a winter warmer was certainly more appropriate!  Thanks for popping over Andy, was good to see you. Catch you soon ☺

    3. jonny777

      jonny777

      I looked online and sadly they did not have that in their shop. 

  10. Larry Tesler has died. 

     

    Rest in Paste.

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    2. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Was he the overall guy in the Solvite adverts ??

    3. 34theletterbetweenB&D

      34theletterbetweenB&D

      Loss of a legend. That's my ViewPoint.

    4. Ian J.
  11. Like this...

  12. Looks like a load of broken down Scoobies in your Profile pic now. ;)

  13. Nah; I'm going to turn it off again now I know it works. It's much more peaceful. :dirol_mini:

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    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      There is no Status option for me under +Create.

    3. AY Mod

      AY Mod

      I'll have to look into that a bit more Ian; next week.

    4. Ian J.
  14. Off to do a very big unboxing video! 

    1. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Don't pull any punches... :wink_mini:

    2. queensquare

      queensquare

      Will you be doing one of your unboxing videos to go with it!

       

      J

    3. Stubby47

      Stubby47

      Phil's been posted back from Fraggle Rock?

  15. RIP Bruno Ganz, the face that launched thousands of parodies. I can imagine him planning the funeral route with that map.

    1. Accurascale Fran

      Accurascale Fran

      I heard he’s just been spotted in Argentina, possibly. :D

    2. Liam

      Liam

      Never forget the one where he expressed his disgust at the Dads Army remake in 2016....

  16. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. Testing a longer SU. 

  17. Why would a hotel chain allow its accountants to let customers know what they think of them through the quality of the toilet rolls?

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Their explanation is a tissue of lies?

    3. Platform 1

      Platform 1

      Yet another rip-off!

       

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Got to ensure a clean set of accounts?

  18. Yay; I may have finally found the element that was causing some of the slowdowns since Wednesday!

    1. newbryford

      newbryford

      Trouble at Hornby thread....?

    2. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      Fire, earth, air or water?

       

      Or was it that dang fifth element

      image.png.af4f0aebabe5e1a64d4ae9b130b8756f.png

    3. Matt C

      Matt C

      Someone fed the Hamster valium ??

  19.  

     

    1. Northmoor

      Northmoor

      How does Youtube's algorithm conclude that having watched that, I next want to watch clips of GB News and Katie Hopkins (someone who I would gladly watch being hit by a windmill)?

    2. Boris

      Boris

      It has Trump in the name...

  20. #notabankholidaythen

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Deflation.....

    3. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      Eldest was a bit miffed last night at the result so I reminded him we're part Italian so it didn't matter who won.

       

      Didn't even get a response off him...

    4. truffy

      truffy

      I assume that this is about 22 overpaid tossers running around a field then. 

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Born Slippy and gone Trainspotting ! 

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I thought you were asking for the whereabouts of Skippy.

       

    4. truffy

      truffy

      BUZZ ICECLEAR :D

       

      But I think GRITS YOU THRU should be WHATEVER GRITS U THRU THE NIGHT

  21. A day when problems are of a significantly greater number than solutions. I must not have days away from the desk.

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    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      This is starting to sound like one of those "meerkat" ads: "Whilst you open the fridge for the 27th time today - naughty!!"

       

      OK - perhaps not - but everyone needs days away from work every so often - that's why weekends and holidays were invented.

       

       

    3. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Therein lies the curse of working from home, Andy. Been there, done that. 

       

      But, where ever you work from,  there must be breathing space.........There is much to be said for shutting the office door and driving away. 

       

      Rob. 

    4. admiles

      admiles

      No way I could work from home........you'd never get a container ship into the back bedroom!

  22. All change! All change!

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    2. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      I'm a Leopard, so I'm afraid that will be quite impossible.

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Though it has been frequently noted that a Leopard CAN change their pants....

       

    4. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      for me too, maybe ......

  23. Am I grumpy because a) I've had a busy week, b) it's hot or c) there's some proper door handles here?

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    2. slow8dirty

      slow8dirty

      Careful Cap'n, you don't want to be shouting things like that in the wrong part of the moor.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Too late for me, just save yourselves!

       

    4. Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      Apparently some of those door handles are In Charge  Of Important Things.   I fear for us all.

       

      Never mind, I expect there'll be a track/gauge/scale war breaking out soon to distract you.

  24. Armed Forces Day - Red Arrows just completed their flypast over RMweb Towers.

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      The Red Arrows frequently attended our local Lifeboat Day, though weather and Covid has kept them away for the past couple of years.  Hopefully we'll be able to see them once more this August!

       

       

    3. Free At Last

      Free At Last

      My Niece was a mechanic in the R.A.F. and was assigned to the Red Arrows. 894606785_LisaWalker3.jpg.772f3e652e2b9bf6caaa1c66766b20a6.jpg

    4. truffy

      truffy

      “Not today; another occasion.”

      With skies as blue as that, looks like a different location too!

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