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Status Updates posted by AY Mod
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Not very impressed with the new Richard Osman; at all.
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Am I grumpy because a) I've had a busy week, b) it's hot or c) there's some proper door handles here?
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Noooo! My ears are getting hairier! Which for someone with my hairstyle is a) annoying, b) ridiculous and c) an unnecessary aspect of maintenance.
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@tractionman - you think I should stop using the kitchen scissors?
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I'm just announcing that tomorrow we will be announcing an announcement on Thursday.
Da ba dee da ba di.
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Ooh! I haven't had a complaint all afternoon!
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I'll say it again; I'm not going to repeat myself.
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Is it Friday yet?
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Sorry for the outage today. The server started singing 'I don't like Mondays' and that was it.
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No more irrelevant single-word status updates please.
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Test
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@wombatofludhamMy, hasn't she grown!
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@Compound2632 it's not bostin
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An enormous cockchafer.
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She is the latest in technology
Almost mythology
But she has a heart of stone
She has an i.q. of 1001
She has a jumpsuit on
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Further to last night's announcement that I would today be announcing that we are going to make an announcement tomorrow still holds true. I'm also delighted to announce that Gold and Premium members won't have to wait until tomorrow for the announcement and that I am happy to announce that they will be able to access the announcement later today*.
There was a small clue in yesterday's announcement so another small one would be to say it's 72 on the 30th November.
*I can neither confirm nor deny that the vagueness of these statements is inspired by one of our members in the South-West.
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"Hey Google, add panninis to my shopping list"
"I have added pantyliners to your shopping list".
FFS!
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Is it just me?
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This week...
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A day when problems are of a significantly greater number than solutions. I must not have days away from the desk.
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My god! Mrs Y has turned into a fire-breathing, judgemental touchline tyrant in the second half.
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Unfair Mr York. The penalties were missed by two players brought on in the last minute who had barely kicked a ball in anger for a month and a young 19 year old who had the balls to step up and take one in that cauldron. England tried to defend a 1-0 lead from half time with timid substitutions against a seasoned, experienced team who hadn't lost in 33 games.
The notion that all the team don't practice penalties just shows a lack of understanding of the game.
Jerry
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Why would a hotel chain allow its accountants to let customers know what they think of them through the quality of the toilet rolls?
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Today I shall mostly be biting my tongue. There won't be much left by teatime.
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Going to shows can be beneficial to your mental wellbeing - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-65049739
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Explaining to Mrs Y the relevance of mounting tortoises that she noticed on my screen.
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Inappropriate hold music: calling a bus operator to advise them of a defective vehicle to hear "Take a chance on me".
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Sorry for the outage since 02.00. Seemingly the server decided to have a restart as it hadn't had one for so long. It then takes it 9 hours to check the files. Great.
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Ha! Mayday/Labour Day fell on a Saturday. Here in Switzerland there's no passing on in lieu, so it's lost to all but shop staff. But only in the Protestant Kantons; it's one of the few (if not the only) public holidays that the RC don't indulge in. Probably because no saints are involved.
Anyhow, Andy, thanks for getting RMweb back up. When I saw that the site was down, my first thought was "who'd be a site admin?"