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  1. Boris

    I believe I can fly!

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    2. Guest

      Guest

      Maybe he just needs a high-five.....in the face......with a chair.....

    3. Nelson Jackson

      Nelson Jackson

      Are you sure that's going to be enough?

      Boris is invincible

    4. Guest

      Guest

      I meant I'll need that just to wake him up!

  2. Boris

    Would really like the manufacturers to make a class 323 emu and think he will start a thread to that effect.

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    2. MichaelW

      MichaelW

      It wasn't me sir! It was Flashman!

    3. Boris

      Boris

      FLASH, Aaaaahhh AHhhhh.

       

    4. uax6

      uax6

      Can you not convert a networker? Blimey this 'plastic' stuff should be able to be made quite easily out of plastikard.. See Tin Hal in scratchbuilding.......

  3. Boris

    Tactical Nuclear Penguin.

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    2. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      That maybe your opinion but I would beg to differ.

    3. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      That maybe your opinion but I would beg to differ.

    4. Jim49

      Jim49

      There's nothing wrong with a nun, I should know 'cos my dad was a nun.

      Every time he was up in court and the judge asked him his profession, he said "Nun".

  4. Boris

    I want to post something foul, offensive and disgusting but am out of ideas. Please imagine I've written something obscene and be offended by it.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Careful now.

    3. 11B

      11B

      I am either to young or to old to do that! Also I am not flexible enough! I work in an A&E department and as yet not seen anybody admitted that has done that (and we do see some strange sights). But if you would care to show us all how it's done, please, be my guest...

    4. Richard Jones

      Richard Jones

      Your disgusted of (I wish!) of Tunbridge Wells

  5. Boris

    Can I just add to the earlier comments that there are 2 sides to every story, most of the German troops were not Nazis, just normal young men (and boys) doing what they had been ordered to do the same as our troops. They need to be remembered as well.

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    2. john flann

      john flann

      of course there are; but it was those who topped "Germans' dropping bombs on me and firing V1 missiles and V2 rockets at me. I never forget that.

    3. acko22

      acko22

      The ones at Nuremburg were not just doing their job they were the hard core extremist!

      The ones that did their fighting were just doing their job, if you don't argee with that tell the men who fought them!

    4. Mickey

      Mickey

      the re-writing of history is appalling

  6. Boris

    Todays lesson: If you are going to put underpants on your head, make sure they are clean BEFORE they go on!

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    2. Guest

      Guest

      Boris is so tough, they had to do it twice! ;)

    3. Jawfin

      Jawfin

      Damn us meddling kids and our ruddy fun!

    4. andyram

      andyram

      You'd have got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids lol :-)

  7. Boris

    Well, thats another person on tripadvisor demanding the NYMR fit airconditioning and wifi to the mk1s and the LNER set!

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      As, I believe, the Snowdon one was...

    3. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      Lovely teak carriages pulled by a dirty blue class 26, 1 out of 5 LOL

  8. Boris

    Great, my wife has given me the shits for Valentines Day!

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    2. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      LOL

       

    3. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      Snivelling sh*ts was it?

    4. Jim49

      Jim49

      Boris, you deserve it! What that poor woman has had to suffer. Just imagine you are an express loco in the making - well, you will soon have a tender behind.

  9. Boris

    rail enthusiasts wonder what sex is like on their favourite loco/coach/wagon, rivet counters just wonder what sex is like.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      What did you guys smoke?

    3. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Amber leaf - post coital, of course....

    4. Indomitable026

      Indomitable026

      Of course the MK4 is a lot rougher ride

  10. Boris

    Was surprised to find the Urinals of Interest thread to be locked at 21:00 last night. I thought it would have been done WAY earlier, are the Mods losing their touch?

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    2. Sasquatch

      Sasquatch

      Boris. Innocent?

      Ring leader more like.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Andy has a phone app that alerts him when a suspect posting arrives on RMWeb. The warning sound on the phone is a high level flush.... ( (no not Kings and Aces)

    4. Swifty11

      Swifty11

      Some of these jokes really are crappy!

  11. Boris

    How does a plasticene dog have a wazz?

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    2. hornbyandbf3fan

      hornbyandbf3fan

      Don't trust the Penguins. One of Boris' many useful pieces of advice

    3. Swifty11

      Swifty11

      I've swam with penguins, those dudes know how to party!

    4. Nelson Jackson

      Nelson Jackson

      Penguins live in ikea APA boxes :-D

  12. Boris

    attempting to catalogue a large video collection donated by a member, a large portion of which has so far been pornography.

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    2. Boris

      Boris

      Well, having sorted through 40 odd videos all I can say is this fella had eclectic tastes.

    3. Jim49

      Jim49

      A dirty job but I can't think of anyone better suited to do it.

  13. Boris

    does anybody else find rabbits more than a little bit scary?

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    2. Baby Deltic

      Baby Deltic

      Or the ferocious rabbit in Monty Python's Holy Grail.

    3. 69843

      69843

      4th comment...

    4. admiles

      admiles

      My girlfriends nickname is wabbit! I'll leave you to work out why.....and she's not in the least bit scary! :-)

  14. Boris

    Welcome to the 21st century, filling out an official form today. "What sex do you consider yourself?" Answers "Male, Female, Other, Not Sure"

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    2. Guest

      Guest

      I find that very difficult to believe

    3. hornbyandbf3fan

      hornbyandbf3fan

      I still think he's secretly MOD4

    4. Jim49

      Jim49

      Did Andy not say that he would MODIFY you, presumably with the aid of a pair of blunt garden shears?

  15. Boris

    Half a pound of cheese and a cold sausage

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Chuchichäschtli!

    3. petethemole

      petethemole

      http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Disappointed-Dog-Meme-09.jpg
    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Christ Almighty.

  16. Boris

    had a nightmare about a rabbit in a snorkel mask trying to come up the lavatory

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    2. hornbyandbf3fan

      hornbyandbf3fan

      It's still there!

    3. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Analyze that!

    4. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      be thankful only a snorkel and not a periscope :0

  17. Boris

    Stuck on the cross word - something that eats, ends in "tor"

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Frances de la Tor, oh hang on it's spelt "tour"

    3. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      DM - is that like the famous Brandenburg Door in Berlin?

      (someone's already taken my coat!)

    4. Wellyboots

      Wellyboots

      Would someone who chews be called a masticator?

  18. Boris

    No, I really am giving up this hobby, I no longer enjoy it. There is too much of the attitude at my local clubs where if you aren't part of a certain clique you can't do anything and I'm fed up with paying for the privilege of sitting in a corner building something I can build at home.

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    2. Jawfin

      Jawfin

      It's YOUR hobby, and you can be or not be in any clique you want to be in or don't want to be in. Please stay with us!

    3. grandadbob

      grandadbob

      Stay here & think of all those pints new members are supposed to buy you!

    4. N15class

      N15class

      I have never been to a club, and talking to riends who are members I am quite pleased I haven't done, non seem to model what I want too. Stay in the hobby Boris and on here, as I am sure no one can torment the MODS as well as you can.

  19. Boris

    feels like being controversial tonight. I like Marmite!

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    2. Kris

      Kris

      Marmite, cheese and jam sandwiches. The perfect combo of sweet and sour.

    3. Kris

      Kris

      Marmite, cheese and jam sandwiches. The perfect combo of sweet and sour.

    4. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      sounds like that gives wind though?...

  20. Boris

    ######!!!!! Xmas film on the TV and the local garden centre has started selling Christmas stuff, it's ####### July!!!!

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      where is this place so I can burn it?

    3. Bill

      Bill

      Perhaps it should now be renamed to:"Commercemas"?

    4. Tel2010

      Tel2010

      since the years seem to pass so quick id make once every 5 years :)

  21. Boris

    WHERE IS BRM'S MONTH OF JUNE MAGAZINE WHINGE?

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Ef fluently.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I'm a bilingual illiterate myself, I can't read or write in two languages...

    4. Stubby47

      Stubby47

      I got mine about this time last year

  22. Boris

    Does peeing on your hands count as washing them?

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I expect good old Boris uses it like daub and wattle for house construction.... ;-)

    3. Satan's Goldfish

      Satan's Goldfish

      Ah a golden selfie...

       

    4. Mod6

      Mod6

      I think that's enough now

  23. Boris

    wishes to change his forum name because too many people are getting confused.

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    2. PaulRhB

      PaulRhB

      Omnipotent Poobah?

    3. MarkC

      MarkC

      Boris and Doris?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Poobah, with emphasis on the "poo"...

  24. Boris

    Eating out the wife makes is a rare treat these days

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    2. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      I appear to over exerted when laughing and passed a small amount of wee......

    3. Peter Kazmierczak

      Peter Kazmierczak

      Borishas been very quiet; is he suffering from indigestion?

    4. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      'Out' should be 'what', Shirley?

  25. Boris

    Is sat with a 30 centmetre ruler and thinking it must be an urban myth

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Or introverted?

    3. Guest

      Guest

      Or imaginary?

    4. 69843

      69843

      Or a Pan-dimensional ruler?

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