Boris

better feed the cat then.

Good job you didn't eat it then

TO much detail from the cat

Enemies of the state

A stoic.

An Oyster?

Bless you my child

I was railway mad before being clergy. I don't think it's the other way round.

The Rev. Awdry once famously said that both the Church of England and The Railways were convinced that they were each the best way to get people to their ultimate destination.

A python called monty

Bidet Banter?

Log: Update: 02-08-2016?

Haverfordwest.

Good caravan park at Hverfordwest??

Would that be connected with the tree fellas I saw walking down the road.

Wasn't that what happened after drinking Manns?

*sings*

"Skyfallll...."

We'd better warn Asterisk and Obelix

Nice one!

Question is whether it's now devalued purely because Boris owns it....??

sounds very nice keep sake!

Omnipotent Poobah?

Boris and Doris?

Poobah, with emphasis on the "poo"...

It is released m'Lord

Where's CK?

Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the hot dogs of war;

You did mean "Election" didn't you?

He hath a lisp...

No body mention candles...

Careful now.

I am either to young or to old to do that! Also I am not flexible enough! I work in an A&E department and as yet not seen anybody admitted that has done that (and we do see some strange sights). But if you would care to show us all how it's done, please, be my guest...

Your disgusted of (I wish!) of Tunbridge Wells

Your on a steam loco?

Because a butterfly farted deep in the Amazon rainforest.

Are you having a barbie?

That'll be what happened to Woy then...

It can only be attributable to human error.

But there is no airlock.

#gettingsmelly

We need another vote to see who gets in.

I'm going to apply to live in Scotland. I do have ancestors from up there.

Boris for afternoon? :-$

Only slightly?

euphonium

Jimmy Edwards/Historical/Hysterical

An interesting experience for Boris, or for everyone else?

So are you Arthur Wilton Brown. Born 1942 in Whitby

Glam C*ck in the cab. I had enough of that in the real 1970's thank you very much.

NYMR DIESEL GALA

BLUE PULLMAN

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The dreaded shart...gotta hate it when that happens!

Not the big horse and cart you expected but a little pony and trap!

Some pumps have lumps.

Look on the bright side mate, I think there's a planet named after you ...Ura...us!

That one is really from the bottom of the barrel, Grahame.

Sorry to say bgman it was down graded and is no longer a plant.

Horrocksford.

Horrocksfordwest... ;-)

How do you know? Have you tried her apple fritters or angel delights?

"I can't get banned from facebook no matter how hard I try... (because I'm not on it in the first place ;-)"

So there is someone else with a brain!

What on earth do you have to do to get banned from Farcebook - you must have been very norty?

It's probably a Mrs Boris directive...

Ef fluently.

I'm a bilingual illiterate myself, I can't read or write in two languages...

I got mine about this time last year